Top Ten Signs That You Are A "Crazy Cat Lady" |
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| 1. Your colleagues no
longer ask how your weekend was. Instead they ask how your cats are
doing. 2. People at work have stopped offering you their lint brushes. They realize it's hopeless anyway. 3. When you get your latest roll of film developed, there's not a single human being in the pictures. 4. There are kitty litter boxes in every room of your apartment. 5. Your personal motto is: "You can never have enough cats." 6. You buy more than 60 pounds of cat litter a month. 7. You'd rather watch hours of boring infomercials than disturb the cat sleeping on the remote. 8. You choose your friends based on how well your cats like them. 9. You are lost for conversation with non-cat people. 10. You introduce your cats by name to the pizza delivery guy. |
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