It's Not a Cat...
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It's not a cat.   It's...
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A small, four-legged, fur-bearing extortionist.
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A wildlife control expert impersonator.
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An un-programmable animal.
* A four footed allergen.
* A hair relocation expert.
* A treat-seeking missile.
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