Cat Phrase |
Means |
miaowbu |
Feed me. |
meeow |
Pet me. |
mrooww |
I love you. |
Miioo-oo-oo |
I am in love
and must meet
my betrothed outside beneath the hedge. Don't wait up. |
mrow |
I feel like
making noise. |
rrrow-mawww |
Please, the
time is come
to tidy the cat box. |
rrrow-miawww |
I have
remedied the cat
box untidiness by shoveling the contents as far out of the box as was
practical. |
miaowmiaow |
Play with me. |
Miaowmioaw |
Have you
noticed the shortage
of available cat toys in this room? |
mmeww |
I believe I
have heard a
burglar. If you would like to go and beat him senseless, I shall
be happy to keep your spot in the bed warm. |
mioawmioaw |
Since I can
find nothing
better to play with, I shall see what happens when I sharpen my claws
on
this handy piece of furniture. |
raowwwww |
I think I
shall now spend
time licking the most private parts of my anatomy. |
mrowwwww |
I am now
recalling, with
sorrow, that some of my private parts did not return with me from that
visit to the vet. |
Roww-maww-roww |
I am so glad
to see that
you have returned home with both arms full of groceries. I will now rub
myself against your legs and attempt to trip you as you walk towards
the
kitchen. |
gakk-ak-ak |
My digestive
passages seem
to have formed a hairball. Wherever could this have come from? I shall
leave it here upon the carpeting. |
mow |
Snuggling is a
good idea. |
moww |
Shedding is
pretty good,
too. |
mowww! |
I was enjoying
snuggling
and shedding in the warm clean laundry until you removed me so unkindly. |
mroow |
I have forced
my body into
a tiny space in order to look cute. How'm I doin? |
Miaow!
Miaow! |
I have
discovered that,
although one may be able to wedge his body through the gap behind the
stove
and into that little drawer filled with pots and pans, the reverse path
is slightly more difficult to navigate. |
Mraakk! |
Oh, small
bird! Please come
over here. |
ssssRoww! |
I believe that
I have found
a woodchuck or similar small animal. I shall now act terribly
brave. |
mmmrowmmm |
It is certain
that the best
tasting fish is one you have caught yourself. |
mmmmmmm |
If I sit in
the sunshine
for another hour or so, I think I shall be satisfied. |
Mreoaw |
Please ask
room service
to send up another can of tunafish. |
Mreeeow |
Do you serve
catnip with
that? |
Miaooww!
Mriaow! |
Since you are
using the
can opener, I am certain that you understand the value of a well-fed
and
pampered cat. Please continue. |
Mrrrrrrrrrrroooooooww |
Hold
me, I am tired
(submitted by Madeline)
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