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r_text[1]="When the first Crayola Crayons were introduced in 1903, the only colors were brown and dark brown.";
r_text[2]="In the first modern Olympics in 1896, the Gold Medal-winning high jump was two feet, eight inches.";
r_text[3]="Every four years, Cinco de Mayo falls on May 6th.";
r_text[4]="In addition to wooden shoes, the Netherlands is also famous for their wooden socks.";
r_text[5]="No one has ever written their congressman.";
r_text[6]="Every year, surgeons leave an average of five cell phones inside patients.";
r_text[7]="The oldest piece of chewing gum is 900 years old.";
r_text[8]="Prior to 1936, elevators only went up, not down.";
r_text[9]="Moses' last name was Weintraub.";
r_text[10]="60% of the earth's weight is sofas.";
r_text[11]="Scientists are close to developing a broken clock that's right three times a day.";
r_text[12]="All artificial hearts produced after 1990 are dishwasher-safe.";
r_text[13]="Aside from Kryptonite, Superman is also known to have a weakness for pie.";
r_text[14]="No one's actually bought anything from Sharper Image in close to a year.";
r_text[15]="In response to complaints, Campbell's Soup has removed the letter 'F' from their alphabet soup";
r_text[16]="Scientific studies reveal many similarities between apple and oranges.";
r_text[17]="Houdini's first escape in 1891 was from an undersized sweater vest.";
r_text[18]="The first prize ever found in a box of Cracker Jacks was a wad of steel wool.";
r_text[19]="Larry King is one of 700 people who survived the Titanic.";
r_text[20]="The inspirations for George Foreman's grill came to him while he was getting pounded in the head by Leon Spinks.";
r_text[21]="The Titanic hit the iceberg one day after the warranty expired.";
r_text[22]="Julius Caesar's middle name: Zip.";
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