Computer Questions

Question, Why were computers invented ?
Answer : To let us do things ten times faster than is humanly possible.

Question, What good is that ?
Answer: You do every thing faster even mistakes.

Question, Why would I want to make mistakes faster?
Answer: You can correct them faster.  So you will be a head in the long run.

Question, What if I have a bad day and only make mistakes?
Answer: Go home take the day off rest. The next day buy a faster computer to make up for the bad day the newer computer will be at least a 100 times faster according to computers company's marketing department.
 

Financial Questions

Question, How do you know when it is time for Financial Reform School?

There are many reasons but here are my top Ten:

10.  You have more credit cards than baby pictures in you wallet.

9.    The Collection agency started sending you Christmas Cards.

8.    The repossession team  follows you home from the used car lot.

7.   The credit card offers in the mail are for introductory rates of a low 30%.

6.   You are using credit card A to pay B and B to Pay C and you would use C to pay A but, C just called and said  C  you are over drawn and the Pillaging collation unit will arrive in 2 hours.

5.   When you realize that your credit card debt is larger than you IRA.

4.    When the Mortgage company just sold your mortgage to some chap  names Al (he never gives his last name)

3.    The State is thinking it might make more money if instead of the normal Lotto people had to guess when exactly you will file for bankruptcy.

2.     The bank just called and said you debt consolidation loan is pre-approved provided you roll in your credit card debt and that your credit cards debt has been called in and that even you gas card was canceled. You did not even apply for the loan yet.

1.    The number one reason is so terrible that we are not at allowed to mention it here but it has a lot to do with the numbers less than Zero.
 

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