MtMan-List: HAPPY HOLIDAYS....

["Addison Miller" <sean@naplesnet.com>]

Leaving on Monday for the COLD midwest... Omaha, Nebraska... to spend
Christmas with my inlaws.

Wanted to wish everyone out there a VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS, and a wonderful
and prosperous 1999.

Also, to thank one and all for allowing all of us to be here and to share in
the vast amount of information each of us can contribute.  Ain't modern
technology wonderful?

A quick joke before I leave... *grin*... bear with me...

A few years ago, three men were discussing what each thought the most
wonderful advancement  was in technology.

One said... "Oh, by all means it is the telephone.  I can talk to anyone,
anywhere, anytime I chose."

The scond said... "No, no... it's the televison.  You can see what is
happening at any time, anywhere in the world, as it is happening!"

The third man chuckles and says... "You are both wrong... the most wonderful
thing in modern technology is the Thermos bottle."

Agast, the other two look at him and say..." The Thermos??  You have GOT to
be kidding... All it does is keep hot things hot, and cold things cold..."

The third man smiles back and says..." Yes!! But... HOW DO IT KNOW???"