|This list was started when I
received a message
that ended with "People really are scum; it's no wonder I'd rather
time with my cat!"
Cats aren't threatened by a woman with
short hair, or
a man with long hair.
Cats don't care if you're gay or straight.
Cats don't care what religion you are.
Cats don't care whether you're a
conservative or a liberal.
Cats aren't threatened if you earn more
than they do.
Cats do not care whether you shave your
It's ok if a cat rubs up against your best
Cats don't have problems expressing
affection in public.
Cats don't need to wear the latest
Cats don't care if you wear the same
t-shirt and shorts
for days on end.
Cats won't drink beer and pass out on the
Cats do not read at the table, or cut out
before you've read that page.
Cats don't brag about whom they have slept
Cats don't correct your stories.
Light petting is always enough to satisfy
Cats won't complain if you don't make the
bed or do
You don't have to worry about the toilet
Cats don't criticize your friends.
Cats don't feel threatened by your
You don't have to wonder if the cat is
lying to you.
Cats don't make up stories about how big
the fish was.
Cats don't make a practice of killing
their own species.
Cats don't mind if you do all the
You don't have to live in fear that the
cat will hit
Cats don't step on the imaginary
Cats don't weigh down your purse with
Cats (almost) always hit the
Cats seldom interfere with other people's
Cats don't care if you're a few pounds
Your cat usually won't leave you for
You don't have to worry that your cat will
or join a gang.
Cats won't take permanent possession of
the TV remote
If cats and dogs can live well
can't men and women?