Virtually all Republican insults (those hurled by Republicans) are
created via the following method:
    1) Load up a valid Liberal insult of Republicans into your text editor.
    2) Use the "global-search-and-replace" functionality to replace "Liberal"
	or "Democratic" with "Conservative" or "Republican" (respectively).
	(And vice versa...)
    3) Save and exit.  Post to as many newsgroups as possible.