NEW! Pictures from the front lines!
When I get angry Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. When Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people die.
Joe has a cousin who is a DOGFACE
Top Ten Reasons I Joined The Marines
(courtesy of Late Show with David Letterman)
10. I always loved jumping off landing craft and hitting the beach under heavy fire
9. Couldn't stand one more day of waking up later than 5am
8. My mama was a Marine
7. I'd always heard great things about Afghanistan
6. It was either this or beauty school
5. I happen to look great in camouflage
4. Army movies star Pauly Shore, marine movies star Jack Nicholson
3. To serve my country and fulfill patriotic duty, and shoot some big-ass weapons
2. Every Spring we go to Daytona to establish a beachhead
1. Give me that eagle, globe and anchor
