Posted By Gordon J. Lever on alt.binaries.pictures.woodworking

Rules: Cutting your Own Firewood

1. Park twice as far from the tree as the tree is tall.
2. Never park downhill from the tree you are cutting down.
3. Remember: The fact you live within driving distance of a forest does not make you a lumberjack.
4. Just to be on the safe side - borrow your buddy's truck.
5. Cut first, drink later.