Baron BloodYear: 1972 Director: Mario Bava Written by: Vincent Fortre Threat: Undead Weapon of Choice: Poker Based upon: Original |
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The tyranist's thoughts
I'm having a difficult time coming up with much to say about this one. It felt very American
in spite of it's Italian background and while I enjoyed watching the movie, it had too many
shortcomings to really be entertaining.
Long ago, the baron of a small town in Austria was a bad, bad man. A local witch put a
curse on him that would allow him to be revived so that he could suffer the tortures that he
had put to the locals over and over again. Well, some idiots including one of his descendants
decide to wake him up. Predicably, he starts killing people, just where he left off.
I found Elke Sommer to be boring and somewhat detestable in this. The rest of the actors
weren't terrible, but weren't great. On the positive side, the movie felt like a period piece
even though it was contemporary when they filmed it. I guess that means it aged well.
I can't really recommend it, but you might want to see it anyway. There seems to be a lot
of buzz around Bava and this film is among those most often mentioned.
Total Skulls: 8
| Sequel | ||
| Sequel setup | ||
| Rips off earlier film | ||
| Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
| Future celebrity appears | ||
| Former celebrity appears | ||
| Bad title | ||
| Bad premise | ||
| Bad acting | ||
| Bad dialogue | ||
| Bad execution | ||
| MTV Editing | ||
| OTS | ||
| Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
| Wanton sex | ||
| Death associated with sex | ||
| Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
| Characters forget about threat | ||
| Secluded location | ||
| Power is cut | ||
| Phone lines are cut | ||
| Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
| Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
| Camera is the killer | ||
| Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
| Victim locks self in with killer | ||
| Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
| Toilet stall scene | ||
| Shower/bath scene | ||
| Car stalls or won't start | ||
| Cat jumps out | ||
| Fake scare | ||
| Laughable scare | ||
| Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
| Dream sequence | ||
| Hallucination/Vision | ||
| No one believes only witness | ||
| Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
| Warning goes unheeded | ||
| Music detracts from scene | ||
| Death in first five minutes | ||
| x years before/later | ||
| Flashback sequence | ||
| Dark and stormy night | ||
| Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
| Killer wears a mask | ||
| Killer is in closet | ||
| Killer is in car with victim | ||
| Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
| Unscary villain/monster | ||
| Beheading | ||
| Blood fountain | ||
| Blood hits camera | ||
| Poor death effect | ||
| Excessive gore | ||
| No one dies at all | ||
| Virgin survives | ||
| Geek/Nerd survives | ||
| Little kid lamely survives | ||
| Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
| Unresolved subplots | ||
| "It was all a dream" ending | ||
| Unbelievably happy ending | ||
| Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
| What the hell? |