Bones

Year: 2001

Director: Ernest Dickerson

Written by: Adam Simon, Tim Metcalfe

Threat: Ghost

Weapon of Choice: Teeth

Based upon: nothing

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      Bones

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The tyranist's thoughts
I'm not really sure how I came to rent this one. I started out the movie thinking that it would be most like Leprechaun in the Hood but was pleasantly surprised when it was a lot closer to Candyman. Lucky me.
So there's a bad house in a bad neighborhood that has a bad reputation, but a couple of kids from a better neighborhood are going to change all that. They buy the house with the intent of turning it into a club. Of course, the house has a past. And it's hungry for human flesh.
It's too bad they worked really hard to sell this as a Snoop Dogg vehicle because it is a much better movie than that. I'm not really part of that demographic and probably never was, but I do happen to own a creepy old house and that is where this one is truly effective. In fact, when I was locking up the house for the night and turning the lights of behind me, I moved a little faster than normal.
The script is good and surprisingly accessible. The acting was decent. I really liked Pam Grier (as always) and the kids were all pretty good too. The effects are much more gory than I expected and other than some blood that is unnaturally coloured , very effective. I haven't awarded an excessive gore Skull in a long time, but this one clearly deserved it.
So who should see this movie? Well, that's still kind of tough. I think that if you enjoyed Candyman you might like this one. It isn't on the same level (or even close really) but it is in that vein. On the other hand, maybe you are in the demographic that would rush out to see a Snoop Dogg vehicle, in which case you probably don't need my urging to see it.

Total Skulls: 20

Sequel
Sequel setup
Rips off earlier film
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie
Future celebrity appears
Former celebrity appears
Bad title
Bad premise
Bad acting
Bad dialogue
Bad execution
MTV Editing
OTS skull
Girl unnecessarily gets naked
Wanton sex
Death associated with sex
Unfulfilled promise of nudity
Characters forget about threat
Secluded location
Power is cut
Phone lines are cut
Someone investigates a strange noise
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door
Camera is the killer skullskull
Victims cower in front of a window/door skull
Victim locks self in with killer
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls
Toilet stall scene
Shower/bath scene
Car stalls or won't start
Cat jumps out
Fake scare skull
Laughable scare
Stupid discovery of corpse skull
Dream sequence
Hallucination/Vision skull
No one believes only witness
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth skull
Warning goes unheeded skull
Music detracts from scene
Death in first five minutes skull
x years before/later skull
Flashback sequence skullskull
Dark and stormy night
Killer doesn't stay dead
Killer wears a mask
Killer is in closet
Killer is in car with victim
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes
Unscary villain/monster
Beheading skullskull
Blood fountain skull
Blood spatters - camera, wall, etc. skull
Poor death effect
Excessive gore skull
No one dies at all
Virgin survives skull
Geek/Nerd survives
Little kid lamely survives
Dog/Pet miraculously survives
Unresolved subplots
"It was all a dream" ending
Unbelievably happy ending
Unbelievably crappy ending
What the hell? skull