Cat PeopleYear: 1981 Director: Paul Schrader Written by: Alan Ormsby Threat: Cat person Weapon of Choice: Claws/teeth Based upon: Original |
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Rish Outfield's reviews
There are dog people and there are cat people. I've always heard that this remake was vastly inferior to the 1942
original, but as I've never seen the original, I thought this was pretty good.
A young woman (Natassia Kinski), apparently the last of an ancient half-panther/half-human race, comes to live with her
weirdo brother (Malcolm McDowell) in the city. She finds herself drawn to the zoo and the big cat cages, but her
terrible secret (unknown even to her) comes to light when she falls in love with John Heard, a (surprisingly young and
virile) zoo employee.
I think if 1989 was Year of the Batman, then 1981 had to have been the Year of the Werewolf. I realize that Cat
People doesn't deal with werewolves per se, but it's pretty darn close.
Jerry Bruckheimer produced this slick 80's remake of the 40's cult classic and it had a cool 80's feel, from its David
Bowie main theme to the basic, moody, not-as-the-world-exists-today-somehow atmosphere of the film.
A bit slow-moving, but not too slow, it wasn't an entirely fun movie, as it dealt with a somber and somehow tragic
subject matter, but it was well made, stylistic, and the cast was great. Beautiful Kinski manages to make even her
godawful unisex haircut look sexy. Plus, she's playing a virgin, and amazingly, she pulls it off. Malcolm McDowell, her
mysterious brother, described the quandary best when he said, "Ours is an incestuous race. We can only mate with our
own." I don't know if that's relevant in any way other than in this movie, but I wrote it down anyway. It was neat to
see future familiar faces like the aforementioned Heard, Annette O'Toole, Ed Beagley Jr., and John Larroquette. But do
any of them get a Future Celebrity skull? Why not? Hmm.
There was some very intense violence involving panther attacks. For example, one guy (Beagley) was de-armed rather
graphically. Also, there was a truly sickening part where they eat their. . .afterbirth, for lack of a better word. Ick.
It had LOTS of nudity, we're talkin' every female character here. But the cat people curse is, sex comes with a price.
Freddy Krueger could've told them that.
Lastly, I noticed that Empire Strikes Back gum was being sold in the zoo gift shop for twenty-five cents a pack.
The 80's were a great, great time.
I'd Recommend It To: The curious.
Total Skulls: 17
| Sequel | ||
| Sequel setup | ||
| Rips off earlier film | ||
| Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
| Future celebrity appears | John Larroquette | |
| Former celebrity appears | ||
| Bad title | ||
| Bad premise | ||
| Bad acting | ||
| Bad dialogue | ||
| Bad execution | ||
| MTV Editing | ||
| OTS | ||
| Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
| Wanton sex | ||
| Death associated with sex | ||
| Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
| Characters forget about threat | ||
| Secluded location | ||
| Power is cut | ||
| Phone lines are cut | ||
| Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
| Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
| Camera is the killer | ||
| Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
| Victim locks self in with killer | ||
| Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
| Toilet stall scene | ||
| Shower/bath scene | ||
| Car stalls or won't start | ||
| Cat jumps out | ||
| Fake scare | ||
| Laughable scare | ||
| Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
| Dream sequence | ||
| Hallucination/Vision | ||
| No one believes only witness | ||
| Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
| Music detracts from scene | ||
| Death in first five minutes | ||
| x years before/later | ||
| Flashback sequence | ||
| Dark and stormy night | ||
| Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
| Killer wears a mask | ||
| Killer is in closet | ||
| Killer is in car with victim | ||
| Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
| Unscary villain/monster | ||
| Beheading | ||
| Blood fountain | ||
| Blood hits camera | ||
| Poor death effect | ||
| Excessive gore | ||
| No one dies at all | ||
| Virgin survives | ||
| Geek/Nerd survives | ||
| Little kid lamely survives | ||
| Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
| Unresolved subplots | ||
| "It was all a dream" ending | ||
| Unbelievably happy ending | ||
| Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
| What the hell? |