Cellar DwellerYear: 1988 Director: John Carl Buechler Written by: Kit Du Bois (aka Don Mancini) Threat: Demon Weapon of Choice: Fire |
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Rish's Reviews
This had a cool story, with a kind of lame execution. Basically, the lovely Debrah
Mullowney (aka Farentino) stars as a would-be comic book artist (yeah, I know), who
comes to an artistic retreat where her comic artist hero (holy cow--Jeffrey Combs!)
lived and died decades earlier. Rather than connecting with the other eccentric and/or
awful artists at the school, she delves into its cellar, where she unwittingly unleashes the
murderous demon that was conjured up there many years previous . . . a demon that is
somehow linked to comic book art.
On second thought, maybe this wasn't such a cool story.
Combs is pretty good, as usual, though I would've preferred they film his story rather
than the "x years later" one. Yvonne DeCarlo (who you know as Lily Munster) also
stars as the head of the art school, a terrible, corrupt old woman that kept reminding
me of my aunt for some reason. The lead actress was quite attractive, but hey, they
usually are.
Although credited to Kit Du Bois, this is apparently the only Chucky-free film written
by Child's Play scribe Don Mancini. I
sometimes wonder why filmmakers use fake names, especially when they use their
real names on substandard fare, but I suppose I'll never know. Directed by special
makeup effects "legend" John Carl Buechler, I got the impression
that 80% of the budget went into making the creature, an anamatronic gorilla-devil
that is shown way too much to be effective. It was seventy-five minutes long, which
doesn't seem notable, but I jotted it down for some reason.
Light and harmless, it gets points for Jeffrey Combs and being set in the Eighties. There
was also a cool pre-credits sequence. Nothing afterwards was as cool, however. I
feel it really squandered its potential (and there actually was some here).
The film itself is pretty well set-up, feeling a bit like a detective story a la Ten Little
Indians or Murder on the Orient Express. With a demon, that is. Besides
not believing our heroine, it looks like the characters are going to accuse HER of
committing the murders. Unfortunately, this falls apart pretty quickly. Most of the
attempts at humour fell apart as well, but I appreciate what they tried to do.
I had to decide whether Cellar Dweller is a bad title or not. I mean, clearly it
is, but in the context of the film ("Cellar Dweller" is the name of the Fifties-era comic
book that conjured the demon), it seems okay. Ultimately, the film was neither terrible
nor excellent, merely mediocre. And in 2005, I'm much more forgiving of movies like
this than I used to be.
I was surprised to find links to Cellar Dweller 3 and 4 on the IMDB. I consider
myself to be something of a horror film expert (well, I've seen a couple, here and there),
but I'd never even heard of Cellar Dweller, let alone any sequels. Turns out
those were part of a completely different series in a very . . . different movie genre.
I'd Recommend It To: Well, the Eighties were a good time for Horror. If you manage
to stumble upon it and it intrigues you, give it a rent.
Posted: March 14, 2005
Total Skulls: 18
| Sequel | ||
| Sequel setup | ||
| Rips off earlier film | ||
| Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
| Future celebrity appears | ||
| Former celebrity appears | Yvonne DeCarlo | |
| Bad title | ||
| Bad premise | ||
| Bad acting | ||
| Bad dialogue | ||
| Bad execution | ||
| MTV Editing | ||
| OTS | ||
| Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
| Wanton sex | ||
| Death associated with sex | ||
| Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
| Characters forget about threat | ||
| Secluded location | ||
| Power is cut | ||
| Phone lines are cut | ||
| Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
| Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
| Camera is the killer | ||
| Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
| Victim locks self in with killer | ||
| Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
| Toilet stall scene | ||
| Shower/bath scene | ||
| Car stalls or won't start | ||
| Cat jumps out | ||
| Fake scare | ||
| Laughable scare | ||
| Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
| Dream sequence | ||
| Hallucination/Vision | ||
| No one believes only witness | ||
| Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
| Warning goes unheeded | ||
| Music detracts from scene | ||
| Death in first five minutes | ||
| x years before/later | ||
| Flashback sequence | ||
| Dark and stormy night | ||
| Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
| Killer wears a mask | ||
| Killer is in closet | ||
| Killer is in car with victim | ||
| Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
| Unscary villain/monster | ||
| Beheading | ||
| Blood fountain | ||
| Blood spatters - camera, wall, etc. | ||
| Poor death effect | ||
| Excessive gore | ||
| No one dies at all | ||
| Virgin survives | ||
| Geek/Nerd survives | ||
| Little kid lamely survives | ||
| Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
| Unresolved subplots | ||
| "It was all a dream" ending | ||
| Unbelievably happy ending | ||
| Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
| What the hell? |