Don't Be Afraid of the DarkYear: 1973 Director: John Newland Written by: Nigel McKeand Threat: Demons Weapon of Choice: Rope Based upon: original |
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Rish's Reviews
This starred Kim Darby, who I remembered from the "Star Trek" episode "Miri," as
well as another Seventies made-for-TV flick The People (with William Shatner,
no less), and tyranist will remember as the mom from Better Off Dead. She
plays a nervouse housewife who moves into a big old house with her businessman
husband. When she discovers a locked room, and a handyman who doesn't think it
should be opened, she goes out of her way to release a bunch of murderous little
creatures with evil plans for everyone who crosses their path.
I was surprised by what a cool movie this was. It was simple and cheap, but effective.
It was a well-told tale with a nice, unexpected ending.
"My Three Sons"'s William Demarest (who was played by Dana Carvey in my all-time
favourite "Saturday Night Live" sketch) plays the handyman who knows something evil
is at work in the basement. Perhaps you can chalk it up to a bored Seventies housewife's
obsession with the unknown, but if somebody tried to warn you off as much as this guy
did, wouldn't you even CONSIDER reconsidering opening up the basement and tearing
up the bricked-in fireplace?
The villainous imps are similar to Gremlins (from the 1984 Joe Dante film) in that they're
small, vicious, and afraid of bright light. And they were surprisingly scary creatures,
especially since they're actually kind of silly-looking. My Irish friend referred to them
as Ashtray Demons, and I like that.
The film was not great, but it entertained me. And you'd be surprised how many
modern horror movies fail to do that nowadays.
I'd Recommend It To: Yeah, if you can track down a copy, it's good clean fun.
Posted: September 14, 2004
Total Skulls: 13
| Sequel | ||
| Sequel setup | ||
| Rips off earlier film | ||
| Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
| Future celebrity appears | ||
| Former celebrity appears | ||
| Bad title | ||
| Bad premise | ||
| Bad acting | ||
| Bad dialogue | ||
| Bad execution | ||
| MTV Editing | ||
| OTS | ||
| Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
| Wanton sex | ||
| Death associated with sex | ||
| Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
| Characters forget about threat | ||
| Secluded location | ||
| Power is cut | ||
| Phone lines are cut | ||
| Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
| Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
| Camera is the killer | ||
| Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
| Victim locks self in with killer | ||
| Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
| Toilet stall scene | ||
| Shower/bath scene | ||
| Car stalls or won't start | ||
| Cat jumps out | ||
| Fake scare | ||
| Laughable scare | ||
| Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
| Dream sequence | ||
| Hallucination/Vision | ||
| No one believes only witness | ||
| Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
| Warning goes unheeded | ||
| Music detracts from scene | ||
| Death in first five minutes | ||
| x years before/later | ||
| Flashback sequence | ||
| Dark and stormy night | ||
| Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
| Killer wears a mask | ||
| Killer is in closet | ||
| Killer is in car with victim | ||
| Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
| Unscary villain/monster | ||
| Beheading | ||
| Blood fountain | ||
| Blood spatters - camera, wall, etc. | ||
| Poor death effect | ||
| Excessive gore | ||
| No one dies at all | ||
| Virgin survives | ||
| Geek/Nerd survives | ||
| Little kid lamely survives | ||
| Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
| Unresolved subplots | ||
| "It was all a dream" ending | ||
| Unbelievably happy ending | ||
| Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
| What the hell? |