GargoylesYear: 1972 Director: Bill L. Norton Written by: Elinor Karpf, Steven Karpf Threat: Gargoyles Weapon of Choice: Claws Based upon: none |
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Rish's Reviews
The director of More American Graffiti brings you Gargoyles, a TV
movie from an apparently really good time for TV movies. A staple, growing up, of
cable channels like TBS Superstation, I had never sat through this before, but had
always been a bit unnerved by the design of the creatures, especially their eyes.
An anthropologist (Cornell Wilde) and his babe daughter stumble upon a mysterious
skeleton in the desert and find it to be that of a "mythical" gargoyle. Not long after,
an entire group of live, deadly gargoyles come out of hiding to prevent the world from
uncovering their existence.
This flick was surprisingly good, especially since it must have had a very low budget.
I liked the concept, the cast, and thought the titular beings were well-executed (even
the silly flying effects). The Stan Winston makeup for the creatures was excellent,
and though not great by today's standards, is pretty darned impressive nonetheless.
The film did get a tad slow toward the end (indeed, I nodded off long enough to have to
rewind the DVD a ways . . . made even more unusual considering you don't rewind DVDs),
but the pacing of movies in general in the early Seventies was slow, especially made-for-TV
fare like this.
The daughter, played by Jennifer Salt (who my bald friend recognised, and I didn't) was
very hot, dressing in a way that got me all excited. Scott Glenn appeared as a motorcycle
rider, and though he had to have been young in the role, he still looked as old as the hills.
I guess some people are just that way. Bernie Casey played the leader of the gargoyles,
who, although evil, was not unsympathetic. I hope to be remembered with those very
words.
I'd Recommend It To: Fans of television Horror. I know you're out there.
Posted: January 4, 2005
Total Skulls: 12
| Sequel | ||
| Sequel setup | ||
| Rips off earlier film | ||
| Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
| Future celebrity appears | Scott Glenn | |
| Former celebrity appears | ||
| Bad title | ||
| Bad premise | ||
| Bad acting | ||
| Bad dialogue | ||
| Bad execution | ||
| MTV Editing | ||
| OTS | ||
| Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
| Wanton sex | ||
| Death associated with sex | ||
| Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
| Characters forget about threat | ||
| Secluded location | ||
| Power is cut | ||
| Phone lines are cut | ||
| Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
| Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
| Camera is the killer | ||
| Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
| Victim locks self in with killer | ||
| Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
| Toilet stall scene | ||
| Shower/bath scene | ||
| Car stalls or won't start | ||
| Cat jumps out | ||
| Fake scare | ||
| Laughable scare | ||
| Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
| Dream sequence | ||
| Hallucination/Vision | ||
| No one believes only witness | ||
| Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
| Warning goes unheeded | ||
| Music detracts from scene | ||
| Death in first five minutes | ||
| x years before/later | ||
| Flashback sequence | ||
| Dark and stormy night | ||
| Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
| Killer wears a mask | ||
| Killer is in closet | ||
| Killer is in car with victim | ||
| Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
| Unscary villain/monster | ||
| Beheading | ||
| Blood fountain | ||
| Blood spatters - camera, wall, etc. | ||
| Poor death effect | ||
| Excessive gore | ||
| No one dies at all | ||
| Virgin survives | ||
| Geek/Nerd survives | ||
| Little kid lamely survives | ||
| Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
| Unresolved subplots | ||
| "It was all a dream" ending | ||
| Unbelievably happy ending | ||
| Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
| What the hell? |