Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers

Year: 1995

Director: Joe Chappelle

Written by: Daniel Farrands

Threat: Psychopath

Weapon of Choice: Knife

IMDb page: IMDb link

       Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers

Rish Outfield's reviews
Damn, I hate this movie. I can't even begin to write up a review for it. (The fact that I saw it in 1997 doesn't help either). It was so terrible as to cause me physical pain. I just pray that when Donald Pleasence was before St. Peter, no one in Heaven had seen this yet. I may go into more detail sometime...but not today.
Best Scare: ?
I'd Recommend It To: Staaaaaaaay awaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy!!!!!

The tyranist's thoughts
Put very, very simply, this is the worst film I have seen in a really long time. There are at least six different plots that are picked up and dropped without so much as a little tiny bit of exposition. It is so hard to keep track of who is in danger that you forget to care. The editing is so fast at points that I think it has cause epileptic seisures. What little backstory they do try to offer is at total odds with almost all of the rest of the movies. Dr. Loomis is barely a character. I am hoping to someday see the Producer's Cut, but I will never watch this one again.

Note: Rish Outfield and I have only seen this movie once and it was a long time before we started doing these reviews. Therefore, we have pieced together its skulls based on our memories of the movie. We may have missed a number of good ones, but we are completely unwilling to ever torture ourselves this way again. If you have recently watched this movie whether it was on a sick dare or just pure masochism and know of a skull we missed, by all means, email me and tell me. Please include a description of the scene that earns the skull as well.

Sequel skull
Owes everything to/rips off earlier film
Sequel setup skull
Bad title
Bad premise skullskull
Bad acting
Bad dialogue
MTV Editing skullskull
OTS skull
Girl unnecessarily gets naked skull
Wanton sex skull
Death associated with sex skull
Characters forget about threat skull
Secluded location
Power is cut skull
Phone lines are cut
Someone investigates a strange noise skull
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door skull
Camera is the killer skull
Victims cower in front of a window/door
Toilet stall scene skull
Victim locks self in with killer
Killer is in car with victim skull
Cat jumps out
Fake scare skull
Laughable scare
Blood hits camera
Beheading skull
Killer doesn't stay dead skull
Stupid discovery of corpse skull
Dream sequence skull
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls skull
No one believes only witness skull
Blood fountain
Poor death effect
Excessive gore skull
Music detracts from scene skull
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie
Future celebrity appears skull Paul Rudd
No one dies at all
Death in first five minutes skull
Virgin survives
Geek/Nerd survives
Little kid lamely survives skull
Dog/Pet miraculously survives
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes
Unresolved subplots skullskull
"It was all a dream" ending
Unbelievably happy ending
What the hell? skullskull

Total Skulls: 33

Other movies in this series:
Halloween II
Halloween III: Season of the Witch
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers
Halloween H20: 20 Years Later
Halloween: Resurrection