He Knows You're Alone

Year: 1980

Director: Armand Mastroianni

Written by: Scott Parker

Threat: Psychopath

Weapon of Choice: Knife

IMDb page: IMDb link

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Rish Outfield's reviews
Boy, this movie was awful. Sure, it was Tom Hanks' first film, but A) He probably isn't proud of it, and B) There was more blood on the POSTER of Saving Private Ryan. Hanks is only in a couple of scenes, so don't think it's worth getting just for him. Predictable, slow-moving, unsatisfying, unrealistic, and...let's see, how about boring? Also, the music in this film, when not blatantly ripping off the themes to Psycho, Jaws, and, most brazenly, Halloween, is horrible 1980 synth-disco. James Rebhorn from Independence Day has a bare-chested role, but that's just between us. This has to win the prize for "Stupidest-Looking Killer," but again, that's no reason to watch it.
Best Scare: Boy, I don't know. There was very little to be scared about. I suppose seeing the severed head in the aquarium. Those poor fish.
I'd Recommend It To: Folks who had rented everything else in the store. Nahh, then I'd STILL not recommend it.

The tyranist's thoughts
Okay, this is another one that we rented simply because we knew it had a future celebrity in it. Please believe me when I tell you this movie sucked. While the plot didn't actively rip off any movie, the score ripped off Psycho and Halloween and the killer was more than a little Bates-ish. I can think of one possibly legitimate scare, but the rest of the time we can see the killer for about sixteen minutes before he attempts to strike. Unless you are a die hard Tom Hanks fan, do not see this movie. Even then, he is only in it for about ten minutes.

Sequel
Owes everything to/rips off earlier film
Sequel setup skull
Bad title
Bad premise skull
Bad acting
Bad dialogue
MTV Editing
OTS skull
Girl unnecessarily gets naked skull
Wanton sex skull
Death associated with sex skull
Characters forget about threat skull
Secluded location
Power is cut skull
Phone lines are cut
Someone investigates a strange noise skull
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door
Camera is the killer skull
Victims cower in front of a window/door skull
Toilet stall scene skull
Victim locks self in with killer skull
Killer is in car with victim
Cat jumps out
Fake scare skull
Laughable scare skull
Blood hits camera
Beheading skull
Killer doesn't stay dead skull
Stupid discovery of corpse skull
Dream sequence
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls skull
No one believes only witness skull
Blood fountain
Poor death effect skull
Excessive gore
Music detracts from scene skull
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie skull
Future celebrity appears skull Tom Hanks
No one dies at all
Death in first five minutes skull
Virgin survives skull
Geek/Nerd survives skull
Little kid lamely survives
Dog/Pet miraculously survives
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes
Unresolved subplots skull
"It was all a dream" ending
Unbelievably happy ending
What the hell? skull

Total Skulls: 30

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