Left In DarknessYear: 2005 Director: Steven R. Monroe Written by: Philip Daay, Jane Whitney Threat: Devil Weapon of Choice: Roofied Drink Based upon: none Color/B&W/3D: Colour Language: English Country of Origin: USA |
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Rish's Reviews
Stephen J. Cannell's production company, right around the time they obtained Anchor
Bay Entertainment, has discovered just how much money is to be made by cheap,
direct-to-video Horror. Left In Darkness is one of many of their 2006 releases,
but may be the first one we've actually watched for the site.
Here's hoping it's not all downhill from here.
The positive: There was definitely some creativity behind the idea here, with an interesting
universe and unique, set rules. It had a well-developed back story, among the best use
of a ouija board I've seen in a movie, and a couple of clever uses of mirrors. I like the
title. And I liked David Anders on "Alias."
The negative: the movie is an absolute train wreck. Motivations appear, then disappear,
contradictions abound, and the disjointed narrative starts in one direction, only to meander
and seemingly forgetting where it was going, backtrack on itself. There was awful MTV-style
editing, which was supposed to cause confusion, just like the swirling, obliquely baffling
storyline, but really only caused nausea. A great deal of the film was neither scary nor
moving, but ended up as nothing more than stupid.
I'll let tyranist rant about how slow on the uptake the poor heroine is, but wow, it just
isn't Monica Keena's day. But dude, she is drugged, gang-raped, left to die alone in a
frat house bathroom, attacked, betrayed, chased around by demonic versions of her loved
ones, and faced with the chance/possibility of going to Hell, all on her twenty-first birthday,
I can't blame her for being a LITTLE spacy.
The subject matter is very bleak, really. I mean, the poor girl is revealed to be an orphan
and a sad-sack, then is given a roofied drink and wakes up raped and dead. Then, when
she later gets the chance to confront her assailant, she tries to help him out. A better
person than I'd be, despite the multiple tattoos the actress sported.
I can appreciate what they were going for here, really. I'll bet there was a good treatment
or synopsis or one paragraph pitch that inspired this, and somehow eroded into Left
In Darkness. Though Monica Keena is not my favorite little actress (poor girl's lips
look beestung in this), and Tim Thomerson was great as Jack Deth (world's toughest grandpa),
the film sucks enough to make them both look bad in this one.
The ending is absolutely horrible. We (the audience) figure the film is over, having been
given a happy ending (which, she cheated to get, but hey, I'm not quibbling), and then
there comes a some kind of cryptic, vaguely threatening coda, at the end of which is
revealed that our girl has somehow become a devil herself. Right?
And if that was NOT the intention of the filmmakers, then they are even worse at their
job than I gave them credit for.
Best Scare: Tim Thomerson's monster makeup was pretty good.
I'd Recommend It To: Honestly, I can't not recommend this to you, if you want to see
it. It was certainly entertaining, but surely not in the way the filmmakers intended.
Posted: November 14, 2006
Total Skulls: 30
| Sequel | ||
| Sequel setup | ||
| Rips off earlier film | ||
| Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
| Future celebrity appears | ||
| Former celebrity appears | ||
| Bad title | ||
| Bad premise | ||
| Bad acting | ||
| Bad dialogue | ||
| Bad execution | ||
| MTV Editing | ||
| OTS | ||
| Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
| Wanton sex | ||
| Death associated with sex | ||
| Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
| Characters forget about threat | ||
| Secluded location | ||
| Power is cut | ||
| Phone lines are cut | ||
| Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
| Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
| Camera is the killer | ||
| Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
| Victim locks self in with killer | ||
| Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
| Toilet stall scene | ||
| Shower/bath scene | ||
| Car stalls or won't start | ||
| Cat jumps out | ||
| Fake scare | ||
| Laughable scare | ||
| Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
| Dream sequence | ||
| Hallucination/Vision | ||
| No one believes only witness | ||
| Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
| Warning goes unheeded | ||
| Music detracts from scene | ||
| Death in first five minutes | ||
| x years before/later | ||
| Flashback sequence | ||
| Dark and stormy night | ||
| Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
| Killer wears a mask | ||
| Killer is in closet | ||
| Killer is in car with victim | ||
| Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
| Unscary villain/monster | ||
| Beheading | ||
| Blood fountain | ||
| Blood spatters - camera, wall, etc. | ||
| Poor death effect | ||
| Excessive gore | ||
| No one dies at all | ||
| Virgin survives | ||
| Geek/Nerd survives | ||
| Little kid lamely survives | ||
| Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
| Unresolved subplots | ||
| "It was all a dream" ending | ||
| Unbelievably happy ending | ||
| Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
| What the hell? |