Puppet MasterYear: 1989 Director: David Schmoeller Written by: Joseph G. Collodi Threat: Dolls Weapon of Choice: Poker |
Rish Outfield's reviews
For those of you who found Child's Play too scary, we bring you . . . LIVING
PUPPETS! It's a strange, silly world we live in where an idea as dumb as
Puppet Master can spawn half a dozen sequels (and counting). But I see
some of its appeal--the dolls are cute and individualized (ready-made for
action figures), they're a fun cross between good and evil, there's nudity,
and at least William Hickey is in it. All in all, it's a guilty pleasure, at
best.
Best Scare: The leech doll. Yuck!
I'd Recommend It To: Well, that depends. It ain't my cup of tea, but it might be yours.
The tyranist's thoughts
Knowing that this is the first in a long line of films, I think it had better be very good.
At least good enough to justify a Puppet Master 43: Pinhead's Live-in Love Slave.
The truth is that it just wasn't that good. There were no scares and the little puppets
weren't that frightening. The coolest puppet(it was oriental in appearance) only had a very
short part in the first ten minutes of the movie. A relatively tame movie that tried really
hard to make up for its lack of scares with gore. Hmmm . . . sounds familiar.
Sequel | ||
Owes everything to/rips off earlier film | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Beheading | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
What the hell? |
Total Skulls: 18
Other movies in this series:
Puppet Master II
Puppet Master III: Toulon's Revenge
Puppet Master 4
Puppet Master 5: The Final Chapter
Curse of the Puppet Master
Retro Puppet Master
Puppet Master vs. Demonic Toys