Retro Puppet MasterYear: 1999 Director: Joseph Tennent Written by: Benjamin Carr Threat: Undead Weapon of Choice: Puppets Based upon: nothing |
Other movies in this series:
Puppet Master
Puppet Master II
Puppet Master III: Toulon's Revenge
Puppet Master 4
Puppet Master 5: The Final Chapter
Curse of the Puppet Master
Puppet Master vs. Demonic Toys
The tyranist's thoughts
When any horror series gets up to seven entries it becomes difficult not to roll my eyes when
I see the lastest entry. But I watch them anyway. I suffer so that you don't have to.
So young Andre Toulon has dreams of entertaining the masses with puppets that would
make the average child shriek (hmm, sounds like a young Charles Band doesn't it). Well,
along comes an ancient sorcerer who happens to have the secret of life. Animate some
puppets to fight the mummies that are chasing you and there you go.
I remember enjoying Puppet Master at least a little. At least, the puppets were evil
back then, but here they've clearly become the heroes of the story and frankly it was pretty
pathetic. About the only good thing in this movie is Brigitta Dau and even she isn't on screen
much.
Unless you really like the puppets, there probably isn't much in this one for you. I found it
to be sub-par and suited more for a Saturday morning kiddie horror show than anything else.
I guess that's what I get for watching a PG-13 movie about dolls.
Total Skulls: 14
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Hallucination/Vision | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Warning goes unheeded | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Flashback sequence | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood spatters - camera, wall, etc. | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |