Vampire HuntersYear: 2002 Director: Wellson Chin Written by: Tsui Hark Threat: Vampire Weapon of Choice: Dynamite Based upon: nothing |
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The tyranist's thoughts
I was completely unacquainted with the world of Hong Kong cinema as recently as
five years ago. Fortunately, a little exposure was all that was needed. We haven't
reviewed much in the way of cross-overs between the world of Asian cinema and
the horror genre, but perhaps today is your lucky day. Not only is Vampire Hunters
a classic Hong Kong martial arts fantasy, but it's also horror. Hmm. Maybe 'classic'
is too strong a term.
A band of vampire hunters has at last tracked a vampire to its origin. They apparently
lack what it takes to do their job, however, because it promptly kicks their collective
ass. A while later, four of the original band are seeking their master from whom they
were separated during the fleeing part of their last battle. They stumble upon a marriage
that ends up having consequences on more than one level.
I like the vampire mythology of this one. First, there are dead people. Then there are
the corpses of dead people animated into a zombie state (they like to hop in this state for
some reason--sometimes it's a little creepy, mostly it's kinda funny). Those zombies develop a
taste for blood (and apparently some intelligence) and become vampires. They also
don't bite to suck blood, preferring instead to make like a vacuum and literally suck the
flessh and blood off of the skeleton from a short distance.
There are moments of pure genre film from all of the genres that this one mixes, but
in the end it is exactly what is promised, a martial-arts fantasy/horror flick. For that
reason it is easy to enjoy if it is your type of movie already. On the other hand, I can
see a lot of people walking away from this one too. You probably already know which
category you will fall into.
Total Skulls: 12
| Sequel | ||
| Sequel setup | ||
| Rips off earlier film | ||
| Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
| Future celebrity appears | ||
| Former celebrity appears | ||
| Bad title | ||
| Bad premise | ||
| Bad acting | ||
| Bad dialogue | ||
| Bad execution | ||
| MTV Editing | ||
| OTS | ||
| Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
| Wanton sex | ||
| Death associated with sex | ||
| Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
| Characters forget about threat | ||
| Secluded location | ||
| Power is cut | ||
| Phone lines are cut | ||
| Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
| Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
| Camera is the killer | ||
| Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
| Victim locks self in with killer | ||
| Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
| Toilet stall scene | ||
| Shower/bath scene | ||
| Car stalls or won't start | ||
| Cat jumps out | ||
| Fake scare | ||
| Laughable scare | ||
| Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
| Dream sequence | ||
| Hallucination/Vision | ||
| No one believes only witness | ||
| Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
| Warning goes unheeded | ||
| Music detracts from scene | ||
| Death in first five minutes | ||
| x years before/later | ||
| Flashback sequence | ||
| Dark and stormy night | ||
| Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
| Killer wears a mask | ||
| Killer is in closet | ||
| Killer is in car with victim | ||
| Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
| Unscary villain/monster | ||
| Beheading | ||
| Blood fountain | ||
| Blood spatters - camera, wall, etc. | ||
| Poor death effect | ||
| Excessive gore | ||
| No one dies at all | ||
| Virgin survives | ||
| Geek/Nerd survives | ||
| Little kid lamely survives | ||
| Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
| Unresolved subplots | ||
| "It was all a dream" ending | ||
| Unbelievably happy ending | ||
| Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
| What the hell? |