Being A MOM ! ! ! ! !
 

One day a man comes home from work to find total mayhem at
home.  The kids were outside still in their pajamas playing in the
mud and muck.  There were empty food boxes and wrappers all
around.  As he proceeded into the house, he found an even bigger
mess.  Dishes on the counter, dog food spilled on the floor, a
broken glass under the table, and a small pile of sand by the back
door.  The family room was strewn with toys and various items of
clothing, and a lamp had been knocked over.

He headed up the stairs, stepping over toys, to look for his wife.  He
was becoming worried that she may be ill, or that something had
happened to her. He found her in the bedroom, still in bed with her
pajamas on, reading a book. She looked up at him, smiled, and
asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked
"what happened here today?"

She again smiled and answered,  "You know everyday when you
come home from work and ask me what I did today?"

 "Yes", was his reply."

 She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it!"
 

                                                                                      Author Unknown