Getting Older
 
        A group of Florida senior citizens were sitting around talking about their ailments: "My arms are so weak I can hardly hold  this cup of coffee" said one.

        "Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee," replied another.

        "I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck" said a third to which several nodded weakly in agreement.

        "My blood pressure pills make my dizzy," ...another went on...

        "I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," -winced an old man as he shook his head.

        Then there was a short moment of silence... "Well, it's not that bad" said one woman cheerfully-
"Thank Goodness we can still drive!"
 

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