OLD FOLKS ARE WORTH A FORTUNE
Author unknown
Old folks are worth a fortune: With silver in their hair, gold in
their teeth, stones in their
kidneys, lead in their feet and gas in their
stomachs.
I have become a lot more social with the passing of the years;
some might even call me a frivolous
old gal. I'm seeing five gentlemen
every day.
As soon as I wake, Will Power helps me get out of bed. Then, I go
see John. Then, Charley
Horse comes along, and when he is here, he
takes a lot of my time and attention.
When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows
up and stays the rest of the
day. (He doesn't like to stay in one place
very long, so he takes me from
joint to joint.) After such a busy day, I'm
really tired and glad to go to
bed--with Ben Gay. What a life!!!
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