If I Were the Prince of Darkness

        If I were the Prince of Darkness, I would want to engulf the whole earth in darkness.
        I'd have a third of its real estate and four-fifths of its population, but I would not be happy until I had seized the ripest apple on the tree.
        I would begin with a campaign of whispers.
        With the wisdom of a serpent, I would whisper to you, "Do as you please."
        To the young I would whisper,  "The Bible is a myth."  I would convince them that, "What is good is square."
        In the ears of the young married I would whisper that work is debasing, that cocktail parties are good for you.  I would caution them not to be "extreme" in religion, in patriotism, in moral conduct.
        And the old I would teach to pray--to say after me--"Our father which art in Washington..."
        Then I'd get organized.
        I'd educate authors on how to make lurid literature exciting so that anything else would appear dull, uninteresting.
        I'd threaten TV with dirtier movies, and vice-versa.
        I'd infiltrate unions and urge more loafing, less work.  Idle hands usually work for me.
        I'd peddle narcotics to whom I could.  I'd sell alcohol to ladies and gentlemen of distinction.  I'd tranquilize the rest with pills.
        If I were the Devil, I would encourage schools to refine young intellects, but neglect to discipline emotions; let those run wild.
        I'd designate an atheist to front for me before the highest courts and I'd get preachers to say, "She's right."
        With flattery and promises of power, I would get the courts to rule what I construe as against God and in favor of pornography.
        Thus I would evict God from the courthouse, then the schoolhouse, then from the House of Congress.
        Then in His own churches I'd substitute psychology for religion and defy science.
        That way men would become smart enough to create super weapons but not wise enough to control them.

        If I were Satan, I'd make the symbol of Easter an egg...and the symbol of Christmas a bottle.
        If I were the Devil I'd take from those who have and give to those who wanted until I had killed the incentive of the ambitious.  Than my police state would force everybody back to work.
        Then I would separate families, putting children in uniform, women in coal mines and objectors in slave-labor camps.

        If I were Satan, I'd just keep doing what he's doing.

                                                                                                   ~ Paul Harvey ~