Napoleon was
involved in conversation with a colonel of a Hungarian battalion
who had been
taken prisoner in Italy. The colonel mentioned he had fought in
the army
of Maria Theresa. "You must have a few years under your belt!"
exclaimed
Napoleon. "I'm sure I've lived sixty or seventy years," replied the
colonel.
"You mean to say," Napoleon continued, "you have not kept track of
the years
you have lived?"
The colonel
promptly replied, "Sir, I always count my money, my shirts, and
my horses
- but as for my years, I know nobody who wants to steal them, and I
shall surely
never lose them."
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