Signs Your Cat Rules Your Life

  • You believe there is no such thing as a naughty cat.
  • You decorate your Christmas tree with dangly cat toys.
  • Your neighbors refer to you as "the crazy one with all the cats."
  • You chose a house based on it having a good location for the catbox.
  • You consider cat hair in your food as extra fiber.
  • You refer to going to the bathroom as "using the litterbox."
  • Your parents wind up with a four-footed, furry "grandchild."
  • You call home and leave a message on the answering machine for your cat.


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