- You believe there
no such thing as a naughty cat.
- You decorate your
Christmas tree with dangly cat toys.
- Your neighbors
to you as "the crazy one with all the cats."
- You chose a house
based on it having a good location for the catbox.
- You consider cat
in your food as extra fiber.
- You refer to going
the bathroom as "using the litterbox."
- Your parents wind
with a four-footed, furry "grandchild."
- You call home and
leave a message on the answering machine for your cat.