You Know You're a Cat Person If ...
Written by participants of the FidoNet Katty_Korner Echo, Katey Mallory, Meowderator
Do not copy this article

  • ... you refer to going to the bathroom as "using the litterbox."
  • ... you do not consider an outfit complete without some cat hair.
  • ... you consider cat hair in your food as extra fiber.
  • ... you apologize when you step on a fuzzy cat toy in the dark.
  • ... you snap your fingers and pat the sofa beside you to invite your guests to sit down.
  • ... you sleep on one edge of the bed because the cat is sleeping in the middle looking soooo cute!
  • ... you accidentally put your child's dinner plate on the floor.
  • ... you spend more money on toys for your cats than on the kids or grandkids.
  • ... you decorate your Christmas tree with dangly cat toys.
  • ... your neighbors refer to you as "the crazy one with all the cats."
  • ... you have more pictures of your cats than your kids in your wallet.
  • ... you refer to your cat as your furry child.
  • ... your parents wind up with a four-footed, furry "grandchild."
  • ... you plan your vacation around the cat show schedule.
  • ... you accidentally call your spouse by your cat's name!
  • ... you set a place at the dinner table for your cat.
  • ... you have a set of towels with "His" "Hers" and "Kitty's."
  • ... you call home and leave a message on the answering machine for your cat.
  • ... you have the cat meow on the outgoing message of the answering machine.
  • ... you and kitty have matching outfits.
  • ... your spouse says, "Me or the cat!," and there's no hesitation.
  • ... you never go to the door unless it's to let a cat out.
  • ... your favorite friends have fleas.
  • ... you chose a house to buy based on it having a good location for the catbox.
  • ... you think cat fur makes a wonderful garnish to any meal.
  • ... you own 17 varieties of kitty-nail-clippers.
  • ... you are lost for conversation with non-cat people.
  • ... you meow so well, you confuse the cats.
  • ... you bore the neighbors with discussions on the exact nutritional differences between 9-Lives and Amore... at length.

Our Main PageCatStuff Main PageHumor IndexGraphics IndexComments?