- ... you refer to going to the
bathroom as "using
the
litterbox."
- ... you do not consider an
outfit complete
without some
cat hair.
- ... you consider cat hair in
your food as extra
fiber.
- ... you apologize when you step
on a fuzzy cat
toy in
the dark.
- ... you snap your fingers and
pat the sofa
beside you
to invite your guests to sit down.
- ... you sleep on one edge of
the bed because the
cat
is sleeping in the middle looking soooo cute!
- ... you accidentally put your
child's dinner
plate on
the floor.
- ... you spend more money on
toys for your cats
than
on the kids or grandkids.
- ... you decorate your Christmas
tree with dangly
cat
toys.
- ... your neighbors refer to you
as "the crazy
one with
all the cats."
- ... you have more pictures of
your cats than
your kids
in your wallet.
- ... you refer to your cat as
your furry child.
- ... your parents wind up with a
four-footed,
furry "grandchild."
- ... you plan your vacation
around the cat show
schedule.
- ... you accidentally call your
spouse by your
cat's
name!
- ... you set a place at the
dinner table for your
cat.
- ... you have a set of towels
with "His" "Hers"
and "Kitty's."
- ... you call home and leave a
message on the
answering
machine for your cat.
- ... you have the cat meow on
the outgoing
message of
the answering machine.
- ... you and kitty have matching
outfits.
- ... your spouse says, "Me or
the cat!," and
there's
no hesitation.
- ... you never go to the door
unless it's to let
a cat
out.
- ... your favorite friends have
fleas.
- ... you chose a house to buy
based on it having
a good
location for the catbox.
- ... you think cat fur makes a
wonderful garnish
to any
meal.
- ... you own 17 varieties of
kitty-nail-clippers.
- ... you are lost for
conversation with non-cat
people.
- ... you meow so well, you
confuse the cats.
- ... you bore the neighbors with
discussions on
the exact
nutritional differences between 9-Lives and Amore... at length.
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