Why cats are better than people; or, the more people I meet, the more I love my cat.
Written by Glenda Moore of CatStuff
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This list was started when I received a message that ended with "People really are scum; it's no wonder I'd rather spend time with my cat!"
  • Cats aren't threatened by a woman with short hair, or a man with long hair. 
  • Cats don't care if you're gay or straight.
  • Cats don't care what religion you are.
  • Cats don't care whether you're a conservative or a liberal.
  • Cats aren't threatened if you earn more than they do. 
  • Cats do not care whether you shave your legs. 
  • It's ok if a cat rubs up against your best friend. 
  • Cats don't have problems expressing affection in public. 
  • Cats don't need to wear the latest designer fashions.
  • Cats don't care if you wear the same t-shirt and shorts for days on end.
  • Cats won't drink beer and pass out on the bathroom floor. 
  • Cats do not read at the table, or cut out the coupons before you've read that page. 
  • Cats don't brag about whom they have slept with. 
  • Cats don't correct your stories.
  • Light petting is always enough to satisfy a cat.
  • Cats won't complain if you don't make the bed or do the dusting.
  • You don't have to worry about the toilet seat being left up.
  • Cats don't criticize your friends.
  • Cats don't feel threatened by your intelligence. 
  • You don't have to wonder if the cat is lying to you.
  • Cats don't make up stories about how big the fish was.
  • Cats don't make a practice of killing their own species.
  • Cats don't mind if you do all the driving. 
  • You don't have to live in fear that the cat will hit you.
  • Cats don't step on the imaginary brake. 
  • Cats don't weigh down your purse with their stuff. 
  • Cats (almost) always hit the litterbox. 
  • Cats seldom interfere with other people's rights. 
  • Cats don't care if you're a few pounds overweight.
  • Your cat usually won't leave you for another human.
  • You don't have to worry that your cat will do drugs or join a gang.
  • Cats won't take permanent possession of the TV remote control.

If cats and dogs can live well together, why can't men and women?

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