How Well Does Your Cat Know You?
(author unknown)
Cat on computer

Your human walks into the kitchen. Does this mean:

a) It's hungry
b) It's lost
c) You're hungry

Your human puts down a bowl of food for you. Is this:

a) Supper
b) Something to keep you going till supper's ready
c) Inedible junk to be scorned in favor of what the human's got.

Your human removes you from the top of the television. Does this mean:

a) You're in trouble - better not do it again
b) Nothing - humans do this from time to time
c) The human wants to play, so climb up again to amuse it.

Staircases are for:

a) Getting up to the human's bedroom at 4 am
b) Lying in wait in the dark at the top of
c) Walking down just slower than the human in front of it.
d) All of the above

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Answers:  In most cases, the correct answer is C.  The correct answer to the
final question is D.