Things You Can Learn From Your Cat
(author unknown)

Lady with cat

  • Make the world your playground.
  • Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a sock over it helps.
  • If you can't get your way, lay across the keyboard till you do.
  • When you are hungry, meow loudly so they feed you just to shut you up.
  • Always find a good patch of sun to nap in.
  • Nap often.
  • When in trouble, just purr and look cute.
  • Life is hard, and then you nap.
  • Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
  • When in doubt, cop an attitude.
  • Variety is the spice of life. One day, ignore people; the next day, annoy them.
  • Climb your way to the top, that's why the curtains are there.
  • Make your mark in the world, or at least spray in each corner.
  • Always give generously; a bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care".

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