How Many Cats Does It Take to Screw in a
Persian: "Light bulb? What light
Somali: "The sun is shining, the day
is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're worrying
about a burned out light bulb?"
Norwegian Forest Cat: "Just one. And
I'll replace any wiring that's not up to date, too."
Cornish Rex: "Hey Guys, I've found
Sphynx: "Turn it back on again, I'm
Singapura: "I'll just blow in the
other cat's ear and he'll do it."
Siamese: "Make me!"
Birman: "Puh-leeez, dahling. I have
servants for that kind of thing."
Maine Coon: "Oh, me, me! Pleeeeeeaze
let me change the light bulb! Can I, huh? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?"
Exotic: "Let the other cat do it.
feed me while he's busy."
Manx: "Why change it? I can still
pee on the carpet in the dark."
Russian Blue: "While it's dark, I'm
going to sleep on the couch."
Korat: "Korats are not afraid of the
British shorthair: "Light bulb?
Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb?"
Turkish Angora: "You need light to
American Shorthair: "None, catnap
time is too precious to waste!"