||I love you.
||I am in love
and must meet
my betrothed outside beneath the hedge. Don't wait up.
||I feel like
time is come
to tidy the cat box.
remedied the cat
box untidiness by shoveling the contents as far out of the box as was
||Play with me.
noticed the shortage
of available cat toys in this room?
||I believe I
have heard a
burglar. If you would like to go and beat him senseless, I shall
be happy to keep your spot in the bed warm.
||Since I can
better to play with, I shall see what happens when I sharpen my claws
this handy piece of furniture.
||I think I
shall now spend
time licking the most private parts of my anatomy.
||I am now
sorrow, that some of my private parts did not return with me from that
visit to the vet.
||I am so glad
to see that
you have returned home with both arms full of groceries. I will now rub
myself against your legs and attempt to trip you as you walk towards
to have formed a hairball. Wherever could this have come from? I shall
leave it here upon the carpeting.
||Snuggling is a
||I was enjoying
and shedding in the warm clean laundry until you removed me so unkindly.
||I have forced
my body into
a tiny space in order to look cute. How'm I doin?
although one may be able to wedge his body through the gap behind the
and into that little drawer filled with pots and pans, the reverse path
is slightly more difficult to navigate.
bird! Please come
||I believe that
I have found
a woodchuck or similar small animal. I shall now act terribly
||It is certain
that the best
tasting fish is one you have caught yourself.
||If I sit in
for another hour or so, I think I shall be satisfied.
to send up another can of tunafish.
||Do you serve
||Since you are
can opener, I am certain that you understand the value of a well-fed
pampered cat. Please continue.
me, I am tired
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