GOODFELLAS 2 (directed by Robert Zemeckis)
Courtesy of some copyright snafus, FORREST GUMP director Robert Zemeckis
got the rights to make a sequel to this Scorcese classic. Tim Conway
and Don Knotts, in what hopes to be breakout dramatic roles for both,
star in this film of the glory days of the mob. Tim Conway, as Pesci's
character, plays the entire part "Dorf-style" with shoes strapped to
his knees. Courtesy of that GUMP movie magic you love so well, you'll
thrill to see Conway and Knotts interacting with famous historical
mob figures like AL CAPONE, JOHN GOTTI, and FRANK SINATRA.
GOY STORY (Written and directed by Mel Brooks)
Hot hot computer animation company PIXAR is at it again with this
all digital Mel Brooks vehicle which tells the tale of a menorah
candle, a dradle, and some gefilte fish, who are brought to life
by a strange lightening bolt, and must find out their purpose in
the world. Jaleel White, TV's "Steve Urkel" provides the voice
of Schecky the Dradle, and recently discovered songs by the late
Andy Gibb, digitally blended with the rest of the Bee-Gees make
their world debut, to tie in with the upcoming BEE-GEES ANTHOLOGY
special coming out next year.
MEATBALLS 5 (Corey Haim, Corey Feldman and Farrah Fawcett)
The lovely Farrah Fawcett, who recently decided to boost her sagging
movie career by appearing nude in the December Playboy, parlays her
newfound fame to make this direct to video gem. Says Farrah, "I
always wanted to work with the fine acting stylings of Mr. Feldman
ever since I saw MEATBALLS 4. Now my destiny is fulfilled.
OLIVER STONE'S CLINTON
(Formerly titled "Oliver Stone's Bush" but the
rights to this title were taken for a Ron Jeremy porno film). See
the story of Clinton for the first time on the big screen, as Stone
does his traditional conspiracy and myth-making job on ol' Bill.
Whitewater, Vince Foster, even Gennifer Flowers are here, complete
with a groundbreaking Fleetwood Mac soundtrack. There will also
be two different versions of the film, to ensure everyone likes it.
Robert A. Berry
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