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A WEIRD MOVIE STUFF BONUS SECTION



ROCKY VI (directed by Slyvester Stallone)
Plucked from today's headlines, Rocky makes a comeback effort, but ends up raping a beauty queen entrant. After two years of soul-searching in jail, he's freed, given a $25 million pay per view deal, and more popular than ever. Then, a big Clubber Lang rematch is planned, but the Italian Stallion breaks his thumb just days before the big event. Says Stallone, "I want to show that it ain't all biscuits and gravy for sports heroes, y'know?"

GOODFELLAS 2 (directed by Robert Zemeckis)
Courtesy of some copyright snafus, FORREST GUMP director Robert Zemeckis got the rights to make a sequel to this Scorcese classic. Tim Conway and Don Knotts, in what hopes to be breakout dramatic roles for both, star in this film of the glory days of the mob. Tim Conway, as Pesci's character, plays the entire part "Dorf-style" with shoes strapped to his knees. Courtesy of that GUMP movie magic you love so well, you'll thrill to see Conway and Knotts interacting with famous historical mob figures like AL CAPONE, JOHN GOTTI, and FRANK SINATRA.

GOY STORY (Written and directed by Mel Brooks)
Hot hot computer animation company PIXAR is at it again with this all digital Mel Brooks vehicle which tells the tale of a menorah candle, a dradle, and some gefilte fish, who are brought to life by a strange lightening bolt, and must find out their purpose in the world. Jaleel White, TV's "Steve Urkel" provides the voice of Schecky the Dradle, and recently discovered songs by the late Andy Gibb, digitally blended with the rest of the Bee-Gees make their world debut, to tie in with the upcoming BEE-GEES ANTHOLOGY special coming out next year.

MEATBALLS 5 (Corey Haim, Corey Feldman and Farrah Fawcett)
The lovely Farrah Fawcett, who recently decided to boost her sagging movie career by appearing nude in the December Playboy, parlays her newfound fame to make this direct to video gem. Says Farrah, "I always wanted to work with the fine acting stylings of Mr. Feldman ever since I saw MEATBALLS 4. Now my destiny is fulfilled.

OLIVER STONE'S CLINTON
(Formerly titled "Oliver Stone's Bush" but the rights to this title were taken for a Ron Jeremy porno film). See the story of Clinton for the first time on the big screen, as Stone does his traditional conspiracy and myth-making job on ol' Bill. Whitewater, Vince Foster, even Gennifer Flowers are here, complete with a groundbreaking Fleetwood Mac soundtrack. There will also be two different versions of the film, to ensure everyone likes it.

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