INSIDE CLYDE:
10 HOT TECHNO STOCKS

Let me start off with a little bit of personal business. I just got back from two beautiful weeks in the Bahamas. Man, it's fantastic down there this time of year! I stayed in a fine hotel right on the beach, went snorkeling and golfing, enjoyed the nightlife, and got in some serious beach time.

Little benefits like those can come to you, too, when you follow the tips in this investment newsletter.

I've got the scoops, the inside skinny, that will fatten your investment portfolio.

This time I've found ten hot companies that will be hitting the market with new and exciting products. Their stock prices are going to take off like an Atlas rocket. So strap on your jet pack and get ready to ride the wave of the future into your own private investment heaven!

Health-A-Ron LLC (NASDAQ)
This little Florida company has come up with an exercise device that helps tone and shape the achilles tendon. It will piggyback onto the current fitness craze and take the country by storm.
Recommendation: Buy now. Sell in four weeks before the bottom drops out.

South of the Border Liquids (San Antonio Stock Exchange)
South of the Border has already test marketed a chemical that can drain the heat right out of the strongest hot sauce. Will appeal to the "macho" guys who want to show everyone else how tough they are at the restaurant without risking a trip to the emergency room afterwards.
Recommendation: Buy now. Hold for at least five months.

Northern Earnovations (Minneapolis Stock Exchange)
Ear muffs with built-in radios. A great idea for those poor souls in the Great White North who have to spend eight months a year shoveling their driveways. Set to hit the market in October.
Recommendation: Buy before September. Sell before March.

Clovis Styles (Pacific Stock Exchange)
This is a little California company specializing in makeup innovations. Their next hit is a gel that changes hair color for a day, then fades out after 18 hours. A sure hit with both teens and the senior set.
Recommendation: Buy now. Sell before September.

IMSIA Marketing (NASDAQ - IPO)
IMSIA is set to launch a marketing channel on the World Wide Web. More than just a mall, this one will feature live hosts (and hostesses) hawking geek-oriented apparel, deodorant, toys, and other "lifestyle enhancements".
Recommendation: Buy today. Sell before 2:00 P.M.

Eastern Oral Sensations (Pacific Stock Exchange)
EOS is an import business that's about to turn the culinary world on its ear with a new product from the Mystic East: Tibetan Mustard. It's already won rave reviews during test marketing in Des Moines and Carson City.
Recommendation: Buy before the weekend. Sell before the new year.

TrunkCycles Inc. (NASDAQ - IPO)
This is a Phoenix-based outfit with an idea so simple you wonder why it hasn't been thought of before. A solar-powered motorcycle! The key is a fashonable leather jacket with the panel (looking like an American flag) built right in.
Recommendation: Buy now. And hold on for dear life.

Old Thymes (Pacific Stock Exchange)
Another California company with a potential goldmine. They convert modern music CDs to vinyl. Not just the sounds, the actual CDs! Total nostalgia for the 60s set.
Recommendation: Buy when the price goes up to 1/32nd. Sell if it hits 1/8th.

Lon Care Corp. (Atlanta Stock Market)
Lon Dixon has come up with a great twist on the old practise of using animals to graze the lawn grass down to the right size. It's a small battery-operated machine that looks like a rabbit. You can program it to run a pattern around a central control, mowing your lawn while you sip margaritas in your lawn chair.
Recommendation: Buy before December. Sell by June.

Unwired Ventures Ltd. (NASDAQ)
Remember the hubbub about "personal phone numbers" that would stay with you, no matter where you went? Unwired has discovered that everyone has a unique "personal frequency" that can be identified and located from as far away as fifty miles. They're about to ink a major contract with an undisclosed major telecommunications company.
Recommendation: Buy. Don't sell. Ever.

Market Update

Six weeks ago I recommended buying Strantorgus Galactic stock. Boy, did I hit it on the head! SG just completed a merger with Andromeda Universe, with SG stockholders getting almost 100% of the value of their stock before the FTC investigation. What a deal!

Until next time, keep your ear to the wall, your eyes to the future, and your hand on your wallet!