[CANSLIM] OFF TOPIC(Lesson in Investing)

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Date: Mon, 31 Dec 2001 16:09:02 -0600

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Subject: Lesson in investing.


The young bride approached her awaiting husband on their wedding=20
night and demanded $20 for their first love-making encounter. In his=20
highly aroused state, he readily agreed. This scenario was repeated=20
each time they made love for the next 30 years, him thinking=20
it was a cute way for her to buy new clothes, etc.=20
Arriving home around noon one day, she found her husband in a very=20
drunken state. Over the next few minutes she heard of the ravages of=20
financial  ruin caused by corporate down sizing and it's effects on a 50 =

year old executive.=20
Non-plussed she loaded him into her car and drove down to the local=20
hospital. Pointing to fine structure she informed him that he owned=20
the land it was built on and that they paid him $6000 per month rent.=20
She handed him a bank book showing deposits and interest for 12=20
years totaling nearly $1 million dollars.=20
Pointing across the parking lot she gestured toward the local bank while =

handing him stock certificates worth nearly $2 million dollars and=20
informing him that he was the largest stockholder in the bank. She told=20
him that for 30 years she had charged him each time they had sex
and this was the result of her investments.=20
By now he was distraught and beating his head against the side of=20
the car. She asked him why the seemingly disappointment at such good=20
news and he replied, " If I had known what you were doing,=20
I would have given you all of my business.=20

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Walt








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<DIV>The young bride approached her awaiting husband on their wedding =
<BR>night=20
and demanded $20 for their first love-making encounter. In his =
<BR>highly=20
aroused state, he readily agreed. This scenario was repeated <BR>each =
time they=20
made love for the next 30 years, him thinking <BR>it was a cute way for =
her to=20
buy new clothes, etc. <BR>Arriving home around noon one day, she found =
her=20
husband in a very <BR>drunken state. Over the next few minutes she heard =
of the=20
ravages of <BR>financial&nbsp; ruin caused by corporate down sizing and =
it's=20
effects on a 50 <BR>year old executive. <BR>Non-plussed she loaded him =
into her=20
car and drove down to the local <BR>hospital. Pointing to fine structure =
she=20
informed him that he owned <BR>the land it was built on and that they =
paid him=20
$6000 per month rent. <BR>She handed him a bank book showing deposits =
and=20
interest for 12 <BR>years totaling nearly $1 million dollars. =
<BR>Pointing=20
across the parking lot she gestured toward the local bank while =
<BR>handing him=20
stock certificates worth nearly $2 million dollars and <BR>informing him =
that he=20
was the largest stockholder in the bank. She told <BR>him that for 30 =
years she=20
had charged him each time they had sex<BR>and this was the result of her =

investments. <BR>By now he was distraught and beating his head against =
the side=20
of <BR>the car. She asked him why the seemingly disappointment at such =
good=20
<BR>news and he replied, " If I had known what you were doing, <BR>I =
would have=20
given you all of my business. </DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=3D2>HAPPY NEW YEAR!</FONT></DIV>
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