[CANSLIM] You've Been Sent An Article From The Onion

From: stkguru@netside.net
Subject: [CANSLIM] You've Been Sent An Article From The Onion
Date: Thu, 17 Jan 2002 09:52:50 -0600 (CST)

Previous Article (by Subject): Re: [CANSLIM] UTSI esetser
Articles sorted by: [Date] [Author] [Subject]

<TABLE VALIGN="TOP" WIDTH="75%" CELLSPACING="0" CELLPADDING="5" HSPACE="10" VSPACE="0" BORDER="0">
<TR><TD WIDTH="100%" ALIGN="LEFT" VALIGN="TOP">
<FONT COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial, Geneva, Helvetica, sans-serif" SIZE="2">
Tom Worley at stkguru@netside.net has sent you an article from The Onion, America's Finest News Source.</font>
</TD></TR></TABLE>
<BR CLEAR="ALL">

<TABLE VALIGN="TOP" WIDTH="75%" CELLSPACING="0" CELLPADDING="5" HSPACE="10" VSPACE="0" BORDER="0">
<TR><TD WIDTH="100%" BGCOLOR="#DDDDDD" ALIGN="LEFT" VALIGN="TOP">
<FONT COLOR="#000000" FACE="Verdana, Arial, Geneva, Helvetica, sans-serif" SIZE="1">
Tom Worley included the following message:<BR>
With all the hype of new technology, I got a chuckle out of this one.</font>
</TD></TR></TABLE>
<BR CLEAR "ALL">
        

<CENTER>
<!-- Ad Juggler HTML Email 468x60 Tag Begin -->
<a href="http://manuel.theonion.com:80/servlet/ajrotator/79/109/clickCGI?"><img src="http://manuel.theonion.com:80/servlet/ajrotator/79/109/viewCGI?pool=47&type=3" width="468" height="60" border="0"></a>
</CENTER>
<BR CLEAR="ALL">

<HTML>
<HEAD>
<TITLE>The Onion | Infographic</TITLE>
<META NAME="copyright" CONTENT="(c) Copyright 2002 by Onion, Inc. All rights reserved.">
<META NAME="description" CONTENT="The Onion, America's Finest News Reporting is an award-winning satirical publication founded in 1988 in Madison, Wisconsin.">
<META NAME="generator" CONTENT="Onion WebDesign">
<META NAME="robots" content="noindex,nofollow">
</HEAD>
<BODY BGCOLOR="#AAAAAA" TEXT="#000000" ALINK="#0000FF" LINK="#0000AA" VLINK="#993399" onLoad="if (self != top) top.location = self.location">

<TABLE CELLSPACING="0" CELLPADDING="0" BORDER="0">
<TR><TD COLSPAN="1" VALIGN="TOP" ALIGN="LEFT">

<!-- Infographic Begin -->
<CENTER>
<TABLE WIDTH="468" CELLSPACING="0" CELLPADDING="1" BORDER="0">
<TR><TD COLSPAN="1" BGCOLOR="#007733" ALIGN="LEFT">
<TABLE WIDTH="100%" BORDER="0" CELLSPACING="0" CELLPADDING="3">
<TR><TD NOWRAP ROWSPAN="1" COLSPAN="1" BGCOLOR="007733" ALIGN="LEFT" VALIGN="TOP"> 
<FONT COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Verdana, Arial, Geneva, Helvetica, sans-serif" SIZE="1"><B>
Infographic</B></FONT>
</TD><TD NOWRAP ROWSPAN="1" COLSPAN="1" BGCOLOR="007733" ALIGN="RIGHT" VALIGN="TOP"> 
&nbsp;
</TD></TR></TABLE>
</TD></TR>
<TR><TD COLSPAN="1" ROWSPAN="1" BGCOLOR="#DDDDDD">
<TABLE WIDTH="100%" CELLSPACING="1" CELLPADDING="2" BORDER="0">
<TR><TD COLSPAN="1" ROWSPAN="1" BGCOLOR="#AAAAAA" VALIGN="TOP" ALIGN="CENTER">
<IMG SRC="http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3801/infograph_3801.jpg" WIDTH="468" HEIGHT="500" ALT="Infographic" VSPACE="5" ALIGN="BOTTOM">
</TD></TR>
<TR><TD COLSPAN="1" ROWSPAN="1" BGCOLOR="#AAAAAA" VALIGN="TOP" ALIGN="LEFT">
<FONT FACE="Verdana, Arial, Geneva, Helvetica, sans-serif" SIZE="1"><B>
Click <A HREF="http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3801/infograph_3801.pdf" TARGET="_top">here</A> to download a printable version of this chart in Adobe Acrobat PDF format.
</B></FONT>
<BR CLEAR="ALL">
<FONT FACE="Verdana, Arial, Geneva, Helvetica, sans-serif" SIZE="1">If you do not already have a copy of the Adobe Acrobat Reader,
you can download a free copy of the Adobe Acrobat Reader from <A HREF="http://www.adobe.com/">Adobe's
home-page</A>.<BR CLEAR="ALL">
</TD></TR></TABLE>
</TD></TR>
</TABLE>
</CENTER>
<!-- Infographic End -->



</BODY>
</HTML>
	
<BR><FONT COLOR="#000000" FACE="Verdana, Arial, Geneva, Helvetica, sans-serif" SIZE="1">
You can also see this article online:<BR><A HREF="http://www.theonion.com/onion3801/infograph_3801.html">http://www.theonion.com/onion3801/infograph_3801.html</A><BR><BR>

<B>The Onion&reg;</B> is not intended for readers under 18 years of age.</FONT><BR>



- -
- -To subscribe/unsubscribe, email "majordomo@xmission.com"
- -In the email body, write "subscribe canslim" or
- -"unsubscribe canslim".  Do not use quotes in your email.

Previous Article (by Subject): Re: [CANSLIM] UTSI esetser
Articles sorted by: [Date] [Author] [Subject]

Go to Jeff Salisbury LWGate Home Page.