From: "Tim Fisher" <Tim@orerockon.com>
Subject: [CANSLIM] MIK
Date: 6 Mar 2002 17:55:13 -0800
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MIK reported after the close and beat estimates. Unlike other med caps, (cap is over 2 bil) it sold off after the report. Ran up a few days prior though. I am watching closely since I like it and was barely stopped out a few months ago... At 10:56 PM 3/4/2002 -0500, you wrote: >TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: >You have two cows. >You sell one and buy a bull. >Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. >You sell them and retire on the income. > >ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM: >You have two cows. >You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using >letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, >then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general >offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption >for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred >via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly >owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all >seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report >says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. >Sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving >you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. >The public buys your bull. >AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: >You have two cows. >You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. >You are surprised when the cow drops dead. > >A FRENCH CORPORATION: >You have two cows. >You go on strike because you want three cows. > >A JAPANESE CORPORATION: >You have two cows. >You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary >cow and produce twenty times the milk. >You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon >and market them World-Wide. > >A GERMAN CORPORATION: >You have two cows. >You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, >march in step and milk themselves. >A BRITISH CORPORATION: >You have two cows. >Both are mad. > >AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: >You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. >You break for lunch. > >A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: >You have two cows. >You count them and learn you have five cows. >You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. >You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. >You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. > >A SWISS CORPORATION: >You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. >You charge others for storing them. >A HINDU CORPORATION: >You have two cows. >You worship them. > >A CHINESE CORPORATION: >You have two cows. >You have 300 people milking them. >You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, >and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers. > >AN ISRAELI CORPORATION: >So, there are these two Jewish cows, right? >They open a milk factory, an ice cream store, >and then sell the movie rights. >They send their calves to Harvard to become doctors. >So, who needs people? > > >AN ARKANSAS CORPORATION: >You have two cows. >That one on the left is kinda cute... > > > >_________________________________________________________ >Do You Yahoo!? >Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com > > >- >-To subscribe/unsubscribe, email "majordomo@xmission.com" >-In the email body, write "subscribe canslim" or >-"unsubscribe canslim". Do not use quotes in your email. Tim Fisher Ore-ROCK-On Rockhounding Web Site Owner, Fisher Fisheries, Ltd. mailto:tim@OreRockOn.com WWW http://OreRockOn.com - - - -To subscribe/unsubscribe, email "majordomo@xmission.com" - -In the email body, write "subscribe canslim" or - -"unsubscribe canslim". Do not use quotes in your email.
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