Re: [CANSLIM] Mergers and Acquisitions

From: "Tom Worley" <stkguru@bellsouth.net>
Subject: Re: [CANSLIM] Mergers and Acquisitions
Date: Thu, 4 Apr 2002 19:04:48 -0500

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Tim, this is fabulous, ROTFLMAO
Tom Worley
stkguru@bellsouth.net
AIM: TexWorley
- ----- Original Message -----
From: "Tim Fisher" <Tim@orerockon.com>
Sent: Thursday, April 04, 2002 11:49 AM
Subject: [CANSLIM] Mergers and Acquisitions


As you know, the stock market has not been in the greatest shape lately. It
seems that, because of current economic conditions, many companies are
contemplating mergers and acquisitions. Here are a few to keep an eye on:

XEROX and WURLITZER. (They're going to make reproductive organs)

FAIRCHILD ELECTRONICS and HONEYWELL COMPUTERS.
(The new company will be  called Fairwell Honeychild)

POLYGRAM RECORDS, WARNER BROTHERS and KEEBLER.
(The new company will be  called Poly-Warner-Cracker)

W.R.GRACE CO., FULLER BRUSH CO., MARY KAY COSMETICS, and HALE BUSINESS
SYSTEMS.
(The new company will be called Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace)

3M and GOODYEAR.
(The new company will be called MMM Good)

JOHN DEERE and ABITIBI-PRICE. (The new company will be called Deere Abi)

HONEYWELL, IMASCO and HOME OIL.
(The new company will be called Honey I'm Home)

DENISON MINES, ALLIANCE and METAL MINING.
(The new company will be called Mine All Mine)

GREY POUPON and WORLDWIDE PANTS.
(The new company will be called Poupon  Pants)

KNOTT'S BERRY FARM and THE NATIONAL ORGANIZATION FOR WOMEN.
(The new  company will be called Knott NOW)

ZIPPO MANUFACTURING, AUDI, DOFASCO and DAKOTA MINING.
(The new company  will be called Zip Audi Do-Da)

HOOSIER TIRES and YOKOHAMA TIRES
(The new company will be called Hoosier  Mama.)

Tim Fisher
Ore-ROCK-On Rockhounding Web Site
Owner, Fisher Fisheries, Ltd.
mailto:tim@OreRockOn.com
WWW http://OreRockOn.com


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