Re: [CANSLIM] Mergers and Acquisitions

From: Jerry Weiss <docdoer@swbell.net>
Subject: Re: [CANSLIM] Mergers and Acquisitions
Date: Fri, 05 Apr 2002 07:54:53 -0600

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Tim Fisher:
Very funny stuff!
Jer
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Subject: [CANSLIM] Mergers and Acquisitions


> As you know, the stock market has not been in the greatest shape lately.
It
> seems that, because of current economic conditions, many companies are
> contemplating mergers and acquisitions. Here are a few to keep an eye on:
>
> XEROX and WURLITZER. (They're going to make reproductive organs)
>
> FAIRCHILD ELECTRONICS and HONEYWELL COMPUTERS.
> (The new company will be  called Fairwell Honeychild)
>
> POLYGRAM RECORDS, WARNER BROTHERS and KEEBLER.
> (The new company will be  called Poly-Warner-Cracker)
>
> W.R.GRACE CO., FULLER BRUSH CO., MARY KAY COSMETICS, and HALE BUSINESS
> SYSTEMS.
> (The new company will be called Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace)
>
> 3M and GOODYEAR.
> (The new company will be called MMM Good)
>
> JOHN DEERE and ABITIBI-PRICE. (The new company will be called Deere Abi)
>
> HONEYWELL, IMASCO and HOME OIL.
> (The new company will be called Honey I'm Home)
>
> DENISON MINES, ALLIANCE and METAL MINING.
> (The new company will be called Mine All Mine)
>
> GREY POUPON and WORLDWIDE PANTS.
> (The new company will be called Poupon  Pants)
>
> KNOTT'S BERRY FARM and THE NATIONAL ORGANIZATION FOR WOMEN.
> (The new  company will be called Knott NOW)
>
> ZIPPO MANUFACTURING, AUDI, DOFASCO and DAKOTA MINING.
> (The new company  will be called Zip Audi Do-Da)
>
> HOOSIER TIRES and YOKOHAMA TIRES
> (The new company will be called Hoosier  Mama.)
>
> Tim Fisher
> Ore-ROCK-On Rockhounding Web Site
> Owner, Fisher Fisheries, Ltd.
> mailto:tim@OreRockOn.com
> WWW http://OreRockOn.com
>
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