[CANSLIM] OFF TOPIC, but funny - Top ten worries of corporate executives today

From: "Tom Worley" <stkguru@bellsouth.net>
Subject: [CANSLIM] OFF TOPIC, but funny - Top ten worries of corporate executives today
Date: Wed, 14 Aug 2002 06:18:03 -0400

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With the deadline today for CEOs and CFOs to certify their financials, this
from The Motley Fool on top worries they are facing:

Top worries of executives facing the deadline:

  a.. Controlling tremors so the signature is legible.


  b.. Will actually have to learn what the term "free cash flow" means.


  c.. Hours spent studying statements will disrupt napkin-folding classes
with Martha Stewart.


  d.. The hum of shredders running in the background might damage hearing.


  e.. Making the signature "Arthur Andersen" look really official.


  f.. Wondering if prison uniforms come in XXL sizes.


  g.. Making sure that the "Trust us" look for the official photos appears
sincere.


  h.. Waiting for the "nudge, nudge, wink, wink" auditing team gesture after
being told that this notion is binding.


  i.. Will have to spend "quality time" with laugh-a-minute accounting
staff.


  j.. Afraid shareholders will get the mistaken idea that management really
cares about them.

Tom Worley
stkguru@bellsouth.net
AIM: TexWorley



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