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Date: Wed, 18 Sep 2002 20:01:12 -0500
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The steaming hot Starbucks coffee splashed out of the green Styrofoam
cup, causing third degree burns to Tom=92s loins. As he was screaming =
in
pain, Tom=92s Dodge Viper swerved and slammed into the Mustang. The two
cars pulled over, and the two drivers got out. The attractive woman
asked Tom for his insurance information, but Tom couldn=92t locate his
insurance card quickly. Since he was in big hurry and couldn=92t find =
his
card, he decided to write her out a blank check to compensate for her
now wrecked and un-drivable car. He used a folded-up IBD as a hard
surface to sign the blank check on. Tom then got in his car and began
to drive off. As he drove off, the woman shouted, =93Wait! You need to
give me a lift! I=92m in a hurry to get to the courthouse! You=92re
leaving the scene of an accident!=94 Tom rolled down his window, looked
back at her, and replied, =93Better luck next time.=94 He then peeled =
off
amidst the black fumes of burning rubber.
=20
After arriving at work, Tom realized that he left his IBD at the site of
the accident. Unfortunately, all his spectacular stock picks were
circled on the IBD. =20
=20
Well =85 I could write down the rest of the story, but why bother? To =
get
an idea of how it turns out, you can just rent the movie =93Changing
Lanes=94 with Ben Affleck and Samuel L. Jackson.
=20
- -- Curt
=20
- -----Original Message-----
From: owner-canslim@lists.xmission.com
[mailto:owner-canslim@lists.xmission.com] On Behalf Of Dan Forant
Sent: Wednesday, September 11, 2002 6:34 AM
To: canslim@lists.xmission.com
Subject: Re: [CANSLIM] Tom and Starbucks -- really off topic
=20
Excellent humor this list could use. Maybe a sequel some day about the
splashing coffee between Tom's legs :)
=20
DanF
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From: Gene Ricci <mailto:genr@swbell.net> =20
To: canslim@lists.xmission.com=20
Sent: Tuesday, September 10, 2002 11:50 PM
Subject: [CANSLIM] Tom and Starbucks -- really off topic
=20
Tom, I thought you didn't like Starbucks!!!
=20
Driving to his office this morning on Interstate I - 95, Tom looked
over his shoulder to the left and there was an attractive woman in a
brand new Mustang, with her face up next to the rear view mirror putting
on her eye makeup.
He looked away for a few seconds, and when Tom looked back, there she
was halfway over in his lane, still working on her eye liner. It scared
him so bad that he dropped his electric shaver, which knocked the Krispy
Creme out of his other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car with his knees
against the steering wheel, it knocked his cell phone away from his ear
which fell into his Starbucks coffee between his legs, ruined the phone
and disconnected an
important call to WON.
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<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D2 color=3Dnavy face=3DArial><span =
style=3D'font-size:
10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy'>The steaming hot Starbucks coffee =
splashed
out of the green Styrofoam cup, causing third degree burns to =
Tom’s loins.<span
style=3D'mso-spacerun:yes'>=A0 </span>As he was screaming in pain, =
Tom’s
Dodge Viper swerved and slammed into the Mustang.<span
style=3D'mso-spacerun:yes'>=A0 </span>The two cars pulled over, and the =
two drivers
got out.<span style=3D'mso-spacerun:yes'>=A0 </span>The attractive woman =
asked Tom
for his insurance information, but Tom couldn’t locate his =
insurance card
quickly.<span style=3D'mso-spacerun:yes'>=A0 </span>Since he was in big =
hurry and
couldn’t find his card, he decided to write her out a blank check =
to
compensate for her now wrecked and un-drivable car. <span
style=3D'mso-spacerun:yes'>=A0</span>He used a folded-up IBD as a hard =
surface to
sign the blank check on.<span style=3D'mso-spacerun:yes'>=A0 </span>Tom =
then got in
his car and began to drive off.<span style=3D'mso-spacerun:yes'>=A0 =
</span>As he
drove off, the woman shouted, “Wait!<span =
style=3D'mso-spacerun:yes'>=A0
</span>You need to give me a lift!<span style=3D'mso-spacerun:yes'>=A0 =
</span>I’m
in a hurry to get to the courthouse!<span style=3D'mso-spacerun:yes'>=A0 =
</span>You’re
leaving the scene of an accident!”<span =
style=3D'mso-spacerun:yes'>=A0
</span>Tom rolled down his window, looked back at her, and replied, =
“Better
luck next time.” <span style=3D'mso-spacerun:yes'>=A0=A0</span>He =
then peeled
off amidst the black fumes of burning =
rubber.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D2 color=3Dnavy face=3DArial><span =
style=3D'font-size:
10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D2 color=3Dnavy face=3DArial><span =
style=3D'font-size:
10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy'>After arriving at work, Tom =
realized that
he left his IBD at the site of the accident.<span =
style=3D'mso-spacerun:yes'>=A0
</span>Unfortunately, all his spectacular stock picks were circled on =
the IBD.<span
style=3D'mso-spacerun:yes'>=A0 </span><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D2 color=3Dnavy face=3DArial><span =
style=3D'font-size:
10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D2 color=3Dnavy face=3DArial><span =
style=3D'font-size:
10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy'>Well … I could write down the =
rest
of the story, but why bother?<span style=3D'mso-spacerun:yes'>=A0 =
</span>To get an
idea of how it turns out, you can just rent the movie “Changing =
Lanes”
with Ben Affleck and Samuel L. Jackson.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D2 color=3Dnavy face=3DArial><span =
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<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D2 color=3Dnavy face=3DArial><span =
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10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy'>-- =
Curt<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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face=3DTahoma><span
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Tahoma'>-----Original =
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<b><span style=3D'font-weight:bold'>From:</span></b>
owner-canslim@lists.xmission.com =
[mailto:owner-canslim@lists.xmission.com] <b><span
style=3D'font-weight:bold'>On Behalf Of </span></b>Dan Forant<br>
<b><span style=3D'font-weight:bold'>Sent:</span></b> Wednesday, =
September 11,
2002 6:34 AM<br>
<b><span style=3D'font-weight:bold'>To:</span></b> =
canslim@lists.xmission.com<br>
<b><span style=3D'font-weight:bold'>Subject:</span></b> Re: [CANSLIM] =
Tom and
Starbucks -- really off topic</span></font></p>
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<p class=3DMsoNormal style=3D'margin-left:.5in'><font size=3D2 =
face=3DArial><span
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>Excellent humor this list =
could use.
Maybe a sequel some day about the splashing coffee between Tom's legs =
:)</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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href=3D"mailto:genr@swbell.net" title=3D"genr@swbell.net">Gene Ricci</a> =
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href=3D"mailto:canslim@lists.xmission.com" =
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style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'> Tuesday,
September 10, 2002 11:50 PM<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'> [CANSLIM]
Tom and Starbucks -- really off topic<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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color=3Dblue
face=3DVerdana><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue'>Tom,
I thought you didn't like Starbucks!!!</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=3DMsoNormal style=3D'margin-left:.5in'><font size=3D3 =
face=3D"Times New Roman"><span
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<p class=3DMsoNormal style=3D'margin-left:.5in'><font size=3D2 =
face=3D"Times New Roman"><span
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt'>Driving to his office this morning on =
Interstate
I - 95, Tom looked over his shoulder to the left and there =
was an
attractive woman in a brand new Mustang, with her face up next to =
the rear
view mirror putting on her eye makeup.<br>
<br>
He looked away for a few seconds, and when Tom looked back, there =
she was
halfway over in his lane, still working on her eye liner. It scared
him so bad that he dropped his electric shaver, which =
knocked
the Krispy Creme out of his other hand.<br>
<br>
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car with his =
knees
against the steering wheel, it knocked his cell phone away from his ear =
which
fell into his Starbucks coffee between his legs, ruined the =
phone and
disconnected an<br>
important call to WON.</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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