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This is a multi-part message in MIME format. - ------=_NextPart_000_0078_01C26470.83350540 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Tom, These are hilarious. I put my foot in my mouth occasionaly, but only a = few people notice. I'm glad someone doesn't record my every word. Jim ----- Original Message -----=20 From: Tom Worley=20 To: CANSLIM=20 Sent: Wednesday, September 25, 2002 8:06 AM Subject: [CANSLIM] Completely off topic, but funny For those like me that are prone for putting foot in mouth before = putting brain in gear, it was nice to start my day knowing I had = company. =20 You'll feel brilliant after you read these quotes...I did =20 Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I = would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if = we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we = cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever." --Miss = Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.=20 "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the = world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but = not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey=20 "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of = your life." --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson = for the federal anti-smoking campaign.=20 "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." = - --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.=20 "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates = in the country." --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.=20 "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We = are the president." --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of = subpoenaed documents.=20 "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, = and I'm just the one to do it." --A congressional candidate in Texas.=20 "I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from = them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the = Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves." --John Wayne=20 "Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies = manager, Danny Ozark=20 "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the = impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice = President=20 "I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." --Dan Quayle=20 "It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or = another." --George Bush, US President=20 "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?" = - --Lee Iacocca=20 "I was provided with additional input that was radically different = from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version." --Colonel Oliver = North, from his Iran-Contra testimony.=20 "The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy = like Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports = analyst.=20 "We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of = people." --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.=20 "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton, = President=20 "We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." --Al = Gore, VP=20 "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." = - --Keppel Enderbery=20 "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we = received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply = if there is a change in your circumstances." --Department of Social = Services, Greenville, South Carolina=20 "If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as = they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And = the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." --Mark = S. Fowler, FCC Chairman=20 - ------=_NextPart_000_0078_01C26470.83350540 Content-Type: text/html; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable <!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML><HEAD> <META http-equiv=3DContent-Type content=3D"text/html; = charset=3Diso-8859-1"> <META content=3D"MSHTML 6.00.2800.1106" name=3DGENERATOR> <STYLE></STYLE> </HEAD> <BODY bgColor=3D#ffffff> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>Tom,</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>These are hilarious. I put my = foot in my=20 mouth occasionaly, but only a few people notice. I'm glad someone = doesn't=20 record my every word.</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>Jim</FONT></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV> <BLOCKQUOTE dir=3Dltr=20 style=3D"PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; = BORDER-LEFT: #000000 2px solid; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px"> <DIV style=3D"FONT: 10pt arial">----- Original Message ----- </DIV> <DIV=20 style=3D"BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; FONT: 10pt arial; font-color: = black"><B>From:</B>=20 <A title=3Dstkguru@bellsouth.net = href=3D"mailto:stkguru@bellsouth.net">Tom=20 Worley</A> </DIV> <DIV style=3D"FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A = title=3Dcanslim@lists.xmission.com=20 href=3D"mailto:canslim@lists.xmission.com">CANSLIM</A> </DIV> <DIV style=3D"FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Wednesday, September 25, = 2002 8:06=20 AM</DIV> <DIV style=3D"FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> [CANSLIM] Completely = off topic,=20 but funny</DIV> <DIV><BR></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial>For those like me that are prone for putting = foot in=20 mouth before putting brain in gear, it was nice to start my day = knowing I had=20 company.</FONT></DIV> <DIV><BR> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV style=3D"FONT: 10pt arial"><FONT face=3Darial,helvetica><FONT = lang=3D0=20 style=3D"BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=3D"Times New Roman" = color=3D#000000 size=3D4=20 FAMILY=3D"SERIF"><B>You'll feel brilliant after you read these=20 quotes...</FONT><FONT lang=3D0 style=3D"BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"=20 face=3D"Times New Roman" color=3D#000000 size=3D5 FAMILY=3D"SERIF">I = did</FONT><FONT=20 lang=3D0 style=3D"BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=3D"Times New Roman" = color=3D#000000=20 size=3D3 FAMILY=3D"SERIF"> <BR><BR>Question: If you could = live=20 forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because = we=20 should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, = then we=20 would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would = not live=20 forever." --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest. = <BR><BR>"Whenever I=20 watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't = help but=20 cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those = flies and=20 death and stuff." --Mariah Carey <BR><BR>"Smoking kills. If you're = killed,=20 you've lost a very important part of your life." --Brooke Shields, = during an=20 interview to become spokesperson for the federal anti-smoking = campaign.=20 <BR><BR>"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my = body."=20 --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward. = <BR><BR>"Outside=20 of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the = country."=20 --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC. <BR><BR>"I'm not going to have = some=20 reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." --Hillary = Clinton=20 commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents. <BR><BR>"That = lowdown=20 scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just = the one to=20 do it." --A congressional candidate in Texas. <BR><BR>"I don't feel we = did=20 wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great = numbers of=20 people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to = keep it=20 for themselves." --John Wayne <BR><BR>"Half this game is ninety = percent=20 mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark <BR><BR>"It = isn't=20 pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our = air and=20 water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President <BR><BR>"I love=20 California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." --Dan Quayle = <BR><BR>"It's no=20 exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another." = - --George=20 Bush, US President <BR><BR>"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How = much=20 clean air do we need?" --Lee Iacocca <BR><BR>"I was provided with = additional=20 input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in = furthering=20 that version." --Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony. = <BR><BR>"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a = guy=20 like Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & = sports=20 analyst. <BR><BR>"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude = certain=20 types of people." --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor. = <BR><BR>"If we=20 don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton, President=20 <BR><BR>"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not = occur." --Al=20 Gore, VP <BR><BR>"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from = overseas." --Keppel Enderbery <BR><BR>"Your food stamps will be = stopped=20 effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. = May God=20 bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your = circumstances."=20 --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina = <BR><BR>"If=20 somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they = go to=20 bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next = morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." --Mark S. = Fowler, FCC=20 Chairman <BR></DIV></BLOCKQUOTE></B></FONT></FONT></BODY></HTML> - ------=_NextPart_000_0078_01C26470.83350540-- - - - -To subscribe/unsubscribe, email "majordomo@xmission.com" - -In the email body, write "subscribe canslim" or - -"unsubscribe canslim". Do not use quotes in your email.
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