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This is a multi-part message in MIME format. - ------=_NextPart_000_0050_01C2646A.6DFA0CD0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable For those like me that are prone for putting foot in mouth before = putting brain in gear, it was nice to start my day knowing I had = company. You'll feel brilliant after you read these quotes...I did =20 Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would = not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were = supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live = forever, which is why I would not live forever." --Miss Alabama in the = 1994 Miss USA contest.=20 "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the = world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but = not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey=20 "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of = your life." --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson = for the federal anti-smoking campaign.=20 "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." = - --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.=20 "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates = in the country." --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.=20 "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are = the president." --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of = subpoenaed documents.=20 "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and = I'm just the one to do it." --A congressional candidate in Texas.=20 "I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. = There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians = were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves." --John Wayne=20 "Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies = manager, Danny Ozark=20 "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities = in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President=20 "I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." --Dan Quayle=20 "It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or = another." --George Bush, US President=20 "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?" = - --Lee Iacocca=20 "I was provided with additional input that was radically different from = the truth. I assisted in furthering that version." --Colonel Oliver = North, from his Iran-Contra testimony.=20 "The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like = Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports = analyst.=20 "We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of = people." --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.=20 "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton, = President=20 "We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." --Al = Gore, VP=20 "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." = - --Keppel Enderbery=20 "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we = received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply = if there is a change in your circumstances." --Department of Social = Services, Greenville, South Carolina=20 "If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as = they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And = the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." --Mark = S. Fowler, FCC Chairman=20 - ------=_NextPart_000_0050_01C2646A.6DFA0CD0 Content-Type: text/html; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable <!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML><HEAD> <META http-equiv=3DContent-Type content=3D"text/html; = charset=3Diso-8859-1"> <META content=3D"MSHTML 6.00.2800.1106" name=3DGENERATOR> <STYLE></STYLE> </HEAD> <BODY bgColor=3D#ffffff> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial>For those like me that are prone for putting = foot in mouth=20 before putting brain in gear, it was nice to start my day knowing I had=20 company.</FONT></DIV> <DIV><BR> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV style=3D"FONT: 10pt arial"><FONT face=3Darial,helvetica><FONT = lang=3D0=20 style=3D"BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=3D"Times New Roman" = color=3D#000000 size=3D4=20 FAMILY=3D"SERIF"><B>You'll feel brilliant after you read these=20 quotes...</FONT><FONT lang=3D0 style=3D"BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"=20 face=3D"Times New Roman" color=3D#000000 size=3D5 FAMILY=3D"SERIF">I = did</FONT><FONT=20 lang=3D0 style=3D"BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=3D"Times New Roman" = color=3D#000000=20 size=3D3 FAMILY=3D"SERIF"> <BR><BR>Question: If you could = live forever,=20 would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should = not live=20 forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live = forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live = forever."=20 - --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest. <BR><BR>"Whenever I watch = TV and=20 see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I = mean=20 I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death = and=20 stuff." --Mariah Carey <BR><BR>"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've = lost a=20 very important part of your life." --Brooke Shields, during an interview = to=20 become spokesperson for the federal anti-smoking campaign. <BR><BR>"I've = never=20 had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." --Winston Bennett, = University of Kentucky basketball forward. <BR><BR>"Outside of the = killings,=20 Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." --Mayor = Marion=20 Barry, Washington, DC. <BR><BR>"I'm not going to have some reporters = pawing=20 through our papers. We are the president." --Hillary Clinton commenting = on the=20 release of subpoenaed documents. <BR><BR>"That lowdown scoundrel = deserves to be=20 kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it." --A = congressional=20 candidate in Texas. <BR><BR>"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this = great=20 country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed = new land,=20 and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves." --John = Wayne=20 <BR><BR>"Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia = Phillies=20 manager, Danny Ozark <BR><BR>"It isn't pollution that's harming the = environment.=20 It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, = Vice=20 President <BR><BR>"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." = - --Dan=20 Quayle <BR><BR>"It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go = one way=20 or another." --George Bush, US President <BR><BR>"We've got to pause and = ask=20 ourselves: How much clean air do we need?" --Lee Iacocca <BR><BR>"I was = provided=20 with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I = assisted in=20 furthering that version." --Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra=20 testimony. <BR><BR>"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A = genius is=20 a guy like Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback = &=20 sports analyst. <BR><BR>"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply = exclude=20 certain types of people." --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor. = <BR><BR>"If=20 we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton, President = <BR><BR>"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not = occur." --Al=20 Gore, VP <BR><BR>"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from=20 overseas." --Keppel Enderbery <BR><BR>"Your food stamps will be stopped=20 effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. = May God=20 bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."=20 - --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina <BR><BR>"If = somebody=20 has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed = and it=20 will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, = when they=20 wake up dead, there'll be a record." --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman=20 <BR></DIV></B></FONT></FONT></BODY></HTML> - ------=_NextPart_000_0050_01C2646A.6DFA0CD0-- - - - -To subscribe/unsubscribe, email "majordomo@xmission.com" - -In the email body, write "subscribe canslim" or - -"unsubscribe canslim". Do not use quotes in your email.
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