Newsflash! Government to issue 3 new bonds...

From: "Jeff Salisbury" <jeff@csd.sdl.usu.edu>
Subject: Newsflash! Government to issue 3 new bonds...
Date: Fri, 30 Apr 1999 10:42:14 -0600

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I couldn't resist passing this on...

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IMPORTANT NEW ANNOUNCEMENT!

The US Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new
types of bonds:

1.      The Al Gore bond, which has no interest.
2.      The Monica Lewinsky bond, which has no maturity

And...

3.      The Bill Clinton Bond, which has no principal.

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