AlligatorYear: 1980 Director: Lewis Teague Written by: John Sayles Threat: Alligator Weapon of Choice: Teeth |
Other movies in this series:
Alligator 2: The Mutation
Rish's Reviews
I hadn't seen Alligator since I was a kid, on ABC TV. One scene, in
which a child is forced to walk the plank (the diving board) into a dark swimming
pool where a black shape moves at the bottom disturbed me more than 90% of
the movie scares I ever saw, including anything from
Jaws. I didn't know if it would hold up or not, especially in light of
how jaded I've become, but I recently decided to give it another viewing.
Based on another popular urban legend, Alligator tells the tale of a scaly
pet flushed down a city toilet. Instead of meeting death, it feeds on dog corpses
used for medical experiments, and grows to monstrous proportion in the city
sewers. When folks start winding up as Purina Gator Chow, our heroes investigate.
It starred Robert Forster, a pretty girl (Robin Riker), and the guy who played
Pantangeli in The Godfather Part II. There's a piece of crap reporter
character, messing things up, as there often is. He dies horribly, but I still think
he got off lucky. The filmmakers make good use of the dark, enclosed spaces
of the sewers, and fashioned a formidable movie monster. They used
a fake alligator some of the time, and at other times, a real (baby) one among miniatures. They did a good job on the puppet/mechanical
gator, and it looks pretty real.
The film was not bad. It wasn't great, but it was alright, and I'd recommend it. As
I said of Piranha, also written by
Sayles, this has too good a script for the movie it is. The characters, motivations,
and dialogue are all really good. But then, why shouldn't Horror be well-written?
Why shouldn't B-movies have good screenplays? Writers have to start somewhere,
right?
Alligator wasn't scary, but it has an air of nostalgia to it (the Eighties are
my favourite decade), and there's that swimming pool scene that's still pretty
brave, especially in today's P.C. times.
Total Skulls: 11
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Hallucination/Vision | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Warning goes unheeded | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Flashback sequence | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood spatters camera/wall/other | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |