Alone in the DarkYear: 1982 Director: Jack Sholder Written by: Jack Sholder Threat: Psychopaths Weapon of Choice: Knife Based upon: Original |
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The tyranist's thoughts
For having a bunch of big names, this movie sure doesn't make the grade. Jack Palance,
Donald Pleasence, Martin Landau, Dwight Schultz all appear, but none of them can
help what was a really bad idea in the first place.
Dwight Schultz character is a psychiatrist who has come to work at a place called
the Haven, which is run by Donald Pleasence's character. Four psychopaths decide
that Schultz must have killed their last doctor and they're going to kill him. A
convenient shortage at the nuclear power plant knocks out the juice for a couple
days and they come hunting.
I found the movie to be somewhat slow and stupid. I never really understood why
things were happening and there were a number of inexplicable events including
most of the ending. This was just a bad idea that someone neglected to kill because
they picked up some names. And one more thing, the title. No one was ever "alone
in the dark" in this movie. Ever. Save your dollar and rent something better.
Rish's Reviews
Though I won't be as harsh as tyranist here, I can't be altogether complimentary of the
film. I didn't find the premise to be flawed (during a blackout, a group of escaped inmates
come after the new doctor at their mental institution), rather the execution. A great deal
of the time, we knew what was going to happen, but we had to sit around waiting for it
to happen. There was also a great deal of posturing and psychiatric mumbo-jumbo,
with at least two of the not-officially-crazy characters acting a bit insane to varying
degrees throughout the film. It seemed to be saying that the people in the outside world
are just as messed up as those in the sanitarium. Again, not a terrible concept, just a poor
way of carrying it out.
The film was intellectual and much higher brow than your average Slasher, and that
actually worked against it, making it dull and causing it to drag on and on. Writer/Director
Jack Sholder, who I'll never forget (or forgive) saying that he doesn't like horror films,
seemed to be trying to make something more talky and substantive, but really all he
accomplished was taking the fun out my favourite genre.
There was one nice twist toward the end that was really quite clever, even if it made
absolutely no logical sense. Perhaps I should give it away, just to be the sort of bastard
who would. Okay, you twisted my arm. Of the four psychopaths that escape the
institution, there is one who hides his face from Dwight Schultz's character because
he is ashamed of the crimes he committed. We don't actually see what he looks like,
and as soon as he gets out, he puts a goalie (hockey) mask on to cover himself and
separates from the other three. I sort of forgot about him for a while, figuring he'd
pop up at the finale, wearing the mask and giving us an ultimate scare before the
credits rolled. But somebody somewhere outdid that by having him turn out to be one
of the characters our heroes think they know and trust, surprising me as much as them.
Unfortunately, even this neat twist isn't carried off so well, greatly undermining its shock
value. Too bad.
Shot in a very cold-looking New Jersey, Alone in the Dark was made in the
early '80s, when New Line Cinema was just a baby, and was just a hair's breadth
away from a cheapy independent film. Though I like Dwight Schultz and Martin Landau,
and especially Donald Pleasence, this isn't the best showcase of their work. Palance is
actually quite good, and for once, his over-the-top intensity helped sell the mentally unstable
character. But the ending is quite awful, just like tyranist said. And also, as he said, the film
isn't nearly entertaining enough to merit a recommendation.
Total Skulls: 24
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Hallucination/Vision | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Warning goes unheeded | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Flashback sequence | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood spatters - camera, wall, etc. | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |