Amityville II: The PossessionYear: 1982 Director: Damiano Damiani Written by: Tommy Lee Wallace Threat: Haunted House Weapon of Choice: Rifle |
Rish Outfield's reviews
I want them to make a horror movie about lawn gnomes. I'm serious here. I
think it would be pretty scary.
This film wasn't really that scary. It was disturbing at times, and prequels
are always cool (well, I'm sure there are some that aren't, but none come to
mind--write me with an example), but it wasn't as eerie as Amityville One
was (and the first one wasn't as eerie as a film about lawn gnomes would be,
let's be honest). The monster (which they so shamelessly show on the box)
was more stupid-looking than frightening, but done differently, that same
monster might have generated a scare or two. Incest is disturbing to me, and
there was some in here, involving the girl who played Monique in Better Off
Dead. Poor kid. Shouldn't there be a hyphen in Better Off Dead?
I'd Recommend It To: See it if you want, it's actually been about a
year-and-a-half since I saw this one, so I'm no longer qualified to say for
sure.
The tyranist's thoughts
This one is supposed to be a prequel to the original The Amityville Horror. All
I really have to say is that at least they appeared to take more license with the truth.
This movie is definitely better than the first, but it still lacks. Most of what are
supposed to be scares are way over the top and the tension in the family is there start
to end instead of being introduced by the house. I have to believe that the son would have
tried to kill everyone regardless of the houses influence.
The biggest treat was seeing Diane Franklin in an early role. She wasn't fantastic by any
stretch of the imagination, but I have always had a soft spot in my heart for her since she
played Monique in Better Off Dead. Of course, I'll never see Better Off Dead again
without thinking 'incest.'
Sequel | ||
Owes everything to/rips off earlier film | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Beheading | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
What the hell? |
Total Skulls: 14
Other movies in this series:
The Amityville Horror
Amityville 3-D
Amityville: The Evil Escapes (TV)
Amityville Curse, The
Amityville 1992: It's About Time
Amityville: A New Generation
Amityville: Dollhouse