The Amityville HorrorYear: 1979 Director: Stuart Rosenberg Written by: Sandor Stern Threat: Haunted House Weapon of Choice: Shotgun |
Rish Outfield's reviews
Not as scary or as good as it was fabled to be, but not as bad as many of its
imitators. This was one of those "true story" horror films I was told to stay
away from as a boy (see also The Exorcist and The Entity). Well, there
were some creepy moments and some genuine scares, but the rest was easily
shrug-off-able. Margot Kidder was good, as was James Brolin, although I never
really believed him. The little scene with the psychic woman drove me
nuts--what a sappy, stupid, unnecessary sequence! You know, the biggest
problem I had with this movie was that nothing seemed to happen for a reason,
and often for no purpose other than to 'scare' the audience. Was there any
danger? What was the real threat? Help me out here. And, the ending... I
was left very unsatisfied. Weren't you?
Best Scare: That sick scene with the flies and the priest. . . eww.
I'd Recommend It To: Die hard haunted house fans.
Note: Look, I didn't enjoy this film. The copy we watched was compacted
rather than Pan & Scanned, and I had a splitting headache a half-hour through.
We even tried a second copy and found it the same way. I cannot recommend a
compacted version of any film, let alone this one.
Note 2: The best thing about "Amityville" was the idea it gave me for a
haunted house story of my own.
The tyranist's thoughts
I don't know how it happened, but this movie has achieved a "classic" label. It isn't even
good enough to warrant repeat viewings, let alone 36 sequels (OK 7). My biggest problem with this
one was simply that they tried to be too true to the book. They could have easily altered
some of what they saw as the truth and made a great movie. Instead they made a movie that
simply lacks punch. In this case the truth is more boring than fiction.
On the other hand it may be that a good haunted house movie is really hard to make. Nine out of ten
haunted house movies are really ghost stories that are connected to one location. These aren't
extremely difficult (witness Haunted based on the James Herbert novel of the same name). This
is because they rely more on the ghost than making the house itself evil. A truly evil house is so
far out of most of our experiences that to make it convincing is nearly impossible. In addition
to that the majority of evil house stories rely on a history that sounds so contrived that no
one in their right mind would live there. Keeping that in mind The Amityville Horror isn't
a bad example of this particular subgenre. But it is still remarkably slow and lacks some of the
flair that a rewrite could have contributed.
Sequel | ||
Owes everything to/rips off earlier film | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Beheading | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
What the hell? |
Total Skulls: 15
Other movies in this series:
Amityville II: The Possession
Amityville 3-D
Amityville: The Evil Escapes (TV)
Amityville Curse, The
Amityville 1992: It's About Time
Amityville: A New Generation
Amityville: Dollhouse